I had strange dreams last night involving these two ladies

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I think this is the best way to describe the feeling you get the day before a new harry potter comes out

OH AND PS
HARRY POTTER IN LIKE ONENNNENEN DDAY! holy crap pee my pants lick my clit suck my balls and all that noise wrapped up in a taco and given to me for my birthday which was moved to saturday AKA the day HARRY POTTER COMES OUT OMG OMG OMG

I wish I was alone ( Read more... )

So hungreeeeee ( Read more... )

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Take your music library and put it on random, press play, and for every song as it goes, put what plays down

Opening Credits: Isn't life a trip?-eekamouse

Waking Up: saw a gangsta cry-andre nickatina (haaw)

First Day At School: Dames, Booze, Chains, and Boots-the cramps

Falling In Love: walking on sunshine-save ferris

Fight Song: Voldemort Can ( Read more... )

Once upon a time a girl made a mistake and fell for a guy who was just another guy. An asshole, if you will. But the girl was stupid and couldn't make up her mind or change the way her heart beat when she was next to him, so she stayed. And she waited patiently for the day when her heart would be crushed beyond repair by this asshole. The day has ( Read more... )

Dick spit
And hit
The teacher in the eye
Dick split
And so did I
Didn't want to see
The teacher cry.

See Jane run.
See Dick run.
Jane does not try to run fast.
See Dick catch Jane
See what Dick does to Jane.
No, you are too little to see.
That is only for Dick, Jane, and me!

You could spit in my face and I'd apologize for stabbing your eyes out.

I should've known better.