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- marineland [aka sneakypants]
the story starts with mr. jack marin aka hotpants.
jack marin likes to drink but only SWEET drinks no ALCOHOL because he is XSTRAIGHTXEDGEX k?
and chad is lol take the redbull down like a man, bitch! then i'm going to drink wine and show you how real men do it. p33t is all "LULZ!" (no p33n this time) and dirty is like lol too. dirty is always drunk he's a dumbass.
then jack is like lol let's go to the zoo.
vader is :'( because he thinks jack will forget about him and all the times they had together
true lub
so jack drives to the zoo right?
exhibit a
exhibit b
(no i still haven't found the picture of jack marin in hot shorts, sry.)
suddenly ryspoon comes in and it's like wtf? y r u der u n00b?! go back to danse dansing at the disco lol.
see but ryspoon is tired of ~~dansing~~ he just wants to be like his idol p33t wentz
everyone loves bathrooms and sidekicks and sideway pictures amirite? but we won't go any further... hehe
suddenly a half-naked will becks and adam fueled by ramen arrive "THIS IS A NAKED HOLDUP"
(we really don't care about nick scimeca but i'm too lazy to photoshop his weasel face out)
lol will beckett
(buttsecks follows CENSORED)
then bath
:O
tom is like wtf
butcher joins in the naked-ness
while all this happens vader is on the sidekick oblivious to all the naked men
viva el sidekick!!!!!!!!!!
andrew is very "..." to the whole thing
adam loves kangaroos
and the ugly koala loves men.
beckett loves men too but we already established that
that picture is classic and goes with the post, therefore here it is
THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!
sonny and the owl agree: WOW!