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[__eleanor]

Damn the bloody sewers.

And damn stupid blond boys that like foreplay a bit too much.

And damn this time of year. Daybreak is way too early.

A perfectly fine pair of leather pants. Ruined.

Blood fucking hell.

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[xmagnusx]

I don't know why you even bother with those sewers.

You know, I could give you a pi- oh, nevermind. I'm sure it would blast you into bits if I gave it to you anyways.

Meh, and the pants. Screw 'em. They're just pants. I'm sure you can find some nice looking girl and kill her cleanly so you can steal her pants.

[__eleanor]

Because walking around in the street would be a really bad idea at that time of the morning. I like my flesh uncooked, thanks.

I wouldn't be stupid enough to take it anyway.

I liked those pants though. Though I do like your suggestion. Hm.

ooc: *is a loser*

Yeah, it took like, five minutes of thinking about it to realize you meant pill. Yes, I'm just that slow. So sorry about the other reply.

[xmagnusx]

You can always get your female vampire self attached to a different pair of pants, I'm sure.

And I don't know. I've met plenty of intelligent vampires that winded up to be a mess on my laboratory floor.

[__eleanor]

I can try. But I really liked those pants.

Well, those intelligent vampires were probably not familiar with your powers of persuasion.

[xmagnusx]

I do not, CHB. And this conversation hasn't steered us away from any subject in general anyways!

...

Well you know I like her and that's my excuse. It's infatuation, and that's it.

Haha, I figured, but since it didn't have the you I decided to play with it.

[__eleanor]

Whatever you say, Mr. Boyfriend.

Have fun in denial.

ooc: Hehe. Well, it was amusing.

[xmagnusx]

I think I'm going to regret asking this, but what the fuck is it if it isn't infatuation?

....Ew. What a horrible label, CHB. I might have to go and kill a couple of people in very brutal ways now.

[__eleanor]

Love.

Ha. I laugh at you. You poor infatuated creature.

And it's not like CHB is any better. The long version is fine, but things like that aren't meant to be abbreviated.