Who wants to talk football? Anybody have a fantasy football team? HOLLER!

Mmm...Naira's birthday. I've pretty much been dreading it for a long time.

I still always think "what the fuck, it's not supposed to be like this."

FUCK ME RONNIE!

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There's this advertiser guy, John "Mac" McDonald that I talk to almost every day at work. This isn't normal ( Read more... )

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so i have really shitty friends.

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i can't breathe.

you never envied anyone and that's what i envied most about you.

i really can't fucking breathe.

Amidst the keyboard crunching, the air conditioning, and the shuffling of account managers in their office chairs, my subject line is the only REAL sign of life in this fucking office. It came out of the mouth of the swollen-toed pregnant lady. She's REAL pregnant, and from what I can gather with my detective skills (eavesdropping), she's not too ( Read more... )

there are now two distinct eras in my life: before and after.
things will never be the same, and i'm scared as shit.

I dreamt last night that I had to parallel park my wheelchair uphill on a wet street outside a swanky dinner museum. It was Travis and Jay's hangout, but I strolled in anyway, acting like I didn't see or know that they frequented it ( Read more... )