Microsoft Paint is bad. Like me. *mwahahaha*
ooc. I think I have this right...
Fear the green! Oooooo...Ahhhh....Ohhhh... *toothy grin*
So mummy, daddy and I went shopping for my birthday yesterday! I begged and begged for a rat, but they said the one I wanted looked dirty. They all looked dirty. I think they're afraid he had cooties, though, not human cooties. I named him Felix, because that's just the coolest name, ever. Not as cool as Gavin, though, which is the coolest coolest name, ever. Maybe even coolest coolest coolest!
So anyway, I got a , but I can't use it because of some stupid rule. I mean, however am I going to conquer the planet if I can't flick my wand and make everyone obey me? No one's going to listen to an eleven-year-old, even if that self same eleven-year-old were a sweet hunk of eleven-year-old. *sigh* Humans.
And I got my books and robes, but I didn't get my rat.
Gavin Berkeley, Ruler of the World Ruler of the World and BEYOND! Ruler of the UNIVERSE.