Good-bye, papa, it's hard to die when all the birds are singing in the sky...

[__gavin]

I think the only cool thing about Hufflepuff house is the badger. Fangs of death! BOM BOM BO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OM!!

And the worst is Ramona Van Binkle. But I have a plan. Moohoohoo...It's pure...evil. Thanks to one as creative a genius as I, Loony Luna Lovegood.

Stupid tutoring for Defense Against the Dark Arts tonight.

Gavin

Comments

[betterthanjake]

WHat's so wrong with this Van Binkle girl? I've seen her following you around, but that should be a good thing.

[__gavin]

Two words, man: girl cooties.

Ew. But man cooties are so...manly.

[lauraxmadley]

Gavin?

You're scary.

[__gavin]

I try to appease the masses.

[angelica_lincks]

Fangs of death? Do badgers even have fangs?

[__gavin]

See??? Fangs of Death!!!!

[thismustbematty]

What's your plan?!

[__gavin]

Give her a cootie! I owled my sister and asked her to lend me her pet roach. It'll be a scream!

[thismustbematty]

I NEED to be there when this occurs. Owl me when you are going to strike!

Also, you need to make sure she has either no clue, or every clue to who sent it to her. Chose wisely.

[__gavin]

Gotcha!