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[__hatertot]

I love the dentist. Always have, and always will. Who can honestly say that once you realize it's not about drills and needles, but quite attractive dental hygienists making your teeth feel delightfully slippery, that you still hate it

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[elmostrikesback]

i love your posts. and i'm glad you have clean teeth. ; )

[__hatertot]

Gracias!
Gracias!

[remembers_her]

Can I lick your sweet, slippery teeth?

[__hatertot]

Mmmhmmm.
Don't get me on like that.
Too bad you won't be back until Saturday to feel the dolphin-like madness.

But once you get back, they're all yours. I'll keep 'em clean for ya.

Oh, and sorry about that sweater! Ugh. It was dirty anyway. I guess you found something?

[dirtysouthkirbs]

i can honestly say that.

i haven't been since i was 13, and i don't ever plan to go back.

fuck dentists. they are unhappy people, and i don't like them one little bit.

[remembers_her]

I've never been. Ever.
Top that.

[__hatertot]

And still your teeth are whiter and straighter than mine.
Explain that! Conspiracy?

[remembers_her]

I made a deal with the devil.

[wrap_me_in_cold]

Yessssss, mashtuh, yesssssssss

The teeeeth were delightfulllll, mastuuuhh

Schmoooooooth and sillllky, mastuhhhh