I'm quiting all rating communities. The reason is my own, but it's been fun.

I need some really good "I miss you" songs ( Read more... )

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I eat bandwidth. ^_^

all who think will should change his meds please raise your hand.
*raises hand*

Allie squeals like a zebra during sex ( Read more... )

Listen piss-heads! I wanna see activeness and I wanna see it by Friday! If I don't see more than 5 posts from 5 separate members, monkey butts will be harmed! We have frustrated prison inmates, and I mean in a sexual way! Now post or I will have to strip naked and shave all my body hair!...Okay..That was weird..But I really need you all to post! I ( Read more... )

i just walked into my parents room. the light and tv is on. i guess my mom was half asleep or something....

mom: what are you doing up so early?
me: what?
mom: youre up very early this morning.
me: uhh... mom, its 11 o'clock at night.
mom: oh. i thought it was tomorrow. nevermind then.

riiight.

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Fuck-diddily-luck! Promote your asses or I shall eat them! Fear me for I speak truth! Don't be cryin' like you got mace in yo face! Suck it up and work! You got me?...Giggiddy!