Okay. I get it;
My eyes aren't as bright as hers are.
My hair isn't as long as hers is.
My legs aren't as long as hers are.
She's stick thin;
I'm on the chubby side.
She's always perfectly put together;
My nail polish is cracked and I've always got my hair up.
She's got the latest fashions;
I live in jeans and a sweatshirt.
She's brilliant;
me, not so much.
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