BIG NEWS!

[__johndoe]

Inspired by my idol, Paris Hilton, I have decided to be cellibate for a year. There is no reason for anyone to have premarital sex this year if Paris Hilton isn't. I mean, unless Raven of That's So Raven gives it the ok, this is the way things are going to have to be.

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[divethewater]

hahahahaha i made this