SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW!

[__kkortney]

a phone conversation between andrew & ashlee that made my day.

ashlee(while lying on my bed): i just love my straightener. i want to marry it.

andrew: good, at least it doesn't cheat on you.

BAHAHAHHAH! i love my andrew & ashlee!

Comments

[kissesatnoon]

thats sex.
thats jazz.
scandalous.
shitty!
FLAVA FLAVVVVVVVVE!!!

heck yes i love you thats why we go to the bathroom together!
<3

[swiss4armylove]

hahaha andrew makes a good point

[art_of_dispair]

agreed

[mindsthatplague]

clays a little queer