Big-Ass Meme
Read this in its entirety before going off and filling it out yourself. Why? Because my answers to aguynamedgoo's meme are insighful, often humorous, and occasionally heartbreaking. Also much of it does not apply to my friends.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (No, I'm going to say who- up yours!)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (It's all I do some days. Ellen is my prime-time god.)
✓ I own lots of books. (In the process of moving them form my room to the basement. It's like taking down the Berlin wall.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games. (Not so much anymore)
× I've tried marijuana. (Allergies.)
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (...usually)
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I guess... have I?)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (No, but someone's broken mine...)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (Naaaaaaaaah)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (You would be too, if everyone was out to get you.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Yes, yes, yes!)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Don't we all?)
× I love sushi. (Never tried it)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Everyonesezthatitalklikesuperduperfastbutidontrllythnkidodoi?)
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (Like my ungs are made of listerine)
✓ I have long hair. (eh... too long for me.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I am secretly a drag queen... sssh!)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (How else would I know who to ignore/when Nelson is calling so I can fake them out?)
× I like the way that I look. (I like the way I will look)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (Undecided)
× I slept with a roommate. (... not yet.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (I do. Trust m.)
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Pretty much high on life.)
× I have a lot of friends. (Nope.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (... I think so... but I was really runk, so i doesn't count, right?)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop. (naaaaaah. if i coud, i would buy everything on the internet)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (kinda)
✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (...)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (No... but I know who has!)
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (too many choices.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (you know what i mean.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (pollen)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (nah, just this one.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (yeah well... cowboy hats are sexy... on me, anyways.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (probably)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (in my own right.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (not yet.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (Well, I tried to.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (eh. why not.)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (yes. completly 110% boy crazy. NOT)
× Democrat. (they both suck, and are blinded by their own greed)
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish. (sure. why not. how should i know?)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. (I didn't even know when I my English exam was. Suprise!)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (... i dunno)
× I can work on a car. (... I can make it go...)
✓ I love my job(s). (Love it love i LOVE IT!)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Not at all. GET ME OUTTA HERE!)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (I LOVE TURTLES!)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (fu)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (It's not just an instrument, it's a way of life!!!!!!!)
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people. (I kinda do, you know? I think I just see too much good in paces where maybe there isn't as much as I think there is... does this make nay sense?)
✓ I adore bright colours. (eh.)
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (sometimes. depends on the cover artist.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (set them on fire.)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (This used to be a major problem, as I would also sleep walk, and curse at people while sleeping, and twitch. I still talk and twitch, occasionally. Except after sex.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie. (Getting there.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (But you know who REALLY likes their wine?)
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous. (You know, I would give my left hand to be ambidextrous...)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (when i was a kid...)
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (that and ugly naked people.)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (... wow, No one, ever. Really.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Shut up.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (gimmie an A!
gimmie a D!
gimmie an H!
gimmie a D!
What does that spell?)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (right before this year's grade 11, I completely flipped out. TG4B, because I think she is the only person who I wouldn't be humiliated to fall apart in front of. It was realy bad.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (I love my fish, Pablo. And Murf. We love Murf.... and most furry quadrapeds.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest. (I am. Honestlee.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
✓ I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Strange how that is... and then everyone will jump on the wagon.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (No. I actually listen to people. Ain't it great?)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I am the comedy act. Some, however are just stupid. Like anything with Amanda Bynes.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (History Rules. thanks, scotty-boy.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (and genuinely honest and epathetic... what a wonderful world...)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (Don't mean i do it well, however.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (I am a sentemental man, who's always longed to be...)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (and then my clothes fell in the lake and got soaked. thanks, becca.)
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (Take that ye bleddy mether feckers!)
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Yeah.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (No, most of the time, I just... hang on a sec...
... what's on TV tonight?)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I try to.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself. (I need more QUALITY time with myself.)
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (I used to roar at people... I think the first thing I ever said at SMLS was a drum solo... I say what I feel like.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (... OMG that was so EMO, but that was really why I'm so attached to RENT.)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (No, I'm going to say who- up yours!)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (It's all I do some days. Ellen is my prime-time god.)
✓ I own lots of books. (In the process of moving them form my room to the basement. It's like taking down the Berlin wall.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games. (Not so much anymore)
× I've tried marijuana. (Allergies.)
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (...usually)
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I guess... have I?)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (No, but someone's broken mine...)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (Naaaaaaaaah)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (You would be too, if everyone was out to get you.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Yes, yes, yes!)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Don't we all?)
× I love sushi. (Never tried it)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Everyonesezthatitalklikesuperduperfastbutidontrllythnkidodoi?)
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (Like my ungs are made of listerine)
✓ I have long hair. (eh... too long for me.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I am secretly a drag queen... sssh!)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (How else would I know who to ignore/when Nelson is calling so I can fake them out?)
× I like the way that I look. (I like the way I will look)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (Undecided)
× I slept with a roommate. (... not yet.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (I do. Trust m.)
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Pretty much high on life.)
× I have a lot of friends. (Nope.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (... I think so... but I was really runk, so i doesn't count, right?)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop. (naaaaaah. if i coud, i would buy everything on the internet)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (kinda)
✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (...)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (No... but I know who has!)
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (too many choices.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (you know what i mean.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (pollen)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (nah, just this one.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (yeah well... cowboy hats are sexy... on me, anyways.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (probably)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (in my own right.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (not yet.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (Well, I tried to.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (eh. why not.)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (yes. completly 110% boy crazy. NOT)
× Democrat. (they both suck, and are blinded by their own greed)
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish. (sure. why not. how should i know?)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. (I didn't even know when I my English exam was. Suprise!)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (... i dunno)
× I can work on a car. (... I can make it go...)
✓ I love my job(s). (Love it love i LOVE IT!)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Not at all. GET ME OUTTA HERE!)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (I LOVE TURTLES!)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (fu)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (It's not just an instrument, it's a way of life!!!!!!!)
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people. (I kinda do, you know? I think I just see too much good in paces where maybe there isn't as much as I think there is... does this make nay sense?)
✓ I adore bright colours. (eh.)
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (sometimes. depends on the cover artist.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (set them on fire.)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (This used to be a major problem, as I would also sleep walk, and curse at people while sleeping, and twitch. I still talk and twitch, occasionally. Except after sex.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie. (Getting there.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (But you know who REALLY likes their wine?)
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous. (You know, I would give my left hand to be ambidextrous...)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (when i was a kid...)
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (that and ugly naked people.)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (... wow, No one, ever. Really.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Shut up.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (gimmie an A!
gimmie a D!
gimmie an H!
gimmie a D!
What does that spell?)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (right before this year's grade 11, I completely flipped out. TG4B, because I think she is the only person who I wouldn't be humiliated to fall apart in front of. It was realy bad.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (I love my fish, Pablo. And Murf. We love Murf.... and most furry quadrapeds.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest. (I am. Honestlee.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
✓ I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Strange how that is... and then everyone will jump on the wagon.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (No. I actually listen to people. Ain't it great?)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I am the comedy act. Some, however are just stupid. Like anything with Amanda Bynes.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (History Rules. thanks, scotty-boy.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (and genuinely honest and epathetic... what a wonderful world...)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (Don't mean i do it well, however.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (I am a sentemental man, who's always longed to be...)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (and then my clothes fell in the lake and got soaked. thanks, becca.)
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (Take that ye bleddy mether feckers!)
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Yeah.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (No, most of the time, I just... hang on a sec...
... what's on TV tonight?)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I try to.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself. (I need more QUALITY time with myself.)
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (I used to roar at people... I think the first thing I ever said at SMLS was a drum solo... I say what I feel like.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (... OMG that was so EMO, but that was really why I'm so attached to RENT.)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.