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That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
This is dedicated to Dimp and Danica (some girl I never talked to previously) because they ordered me to retell this horrible story...
Once upon a time.
In the land of yahoo chat.
I was sitting at the computer all bored-like, and I get this random invitation to view a webcam. I was skeptical at first, but his screen name was something like robin_hood_is_cool, so I figured, "man, this boy must be hot." Anyway, I accepted the invite.
As soon as his image popped up on my screen, I knew it was a mistake. This old man must have been about sixty years old, a crack addict, and homeless. I immediately went to click the X to leave that sucker behind. Unfortunately for me, I hit maximize instead. For some reason, when these fuckers maximize, they take over the whole god damned screen. So, being that I couldn't click my way out of there, I sought the good ol' keyboard commands. I hit the Esc key. NOTHING. I pounded it once more, as I stared up at the old man.
Much to my dismay, he started reaching into his pants. I started freaking out. My wireless keyboard had just decided to die and there was an old, homeless man masturbating on my screen. I ran into the kitchen and was searching for AA batteries when I heard a terrified squeal. I ran back to my room and found my nine year old sister staring transfixed at this disgusting old man. What the hell was she thinking? Slut. I flipped off the monitor, turned off the computer the "bad way", and stole some batteries from a flashlight I found at Walgreens.
As soon as I got back online the nasty, old man IMs me.
Him: "were did u go???"
Me: "I'm only twelve!"
Him: "do u still wann a invite?"
Me: "What the fuck! I'm twelve!"
Him: "lol"
love, Leah
This is dedicated to Dimp and Danica (some girl I never talked to previously) because they ordered me to retell this horrible story...
Once upon a time.
In the land of yahoo chat.
I was sitting at the computer all bored-like, and I get this random invitation to view a webcam. I was skeptical at first, but his screen name was something like robin_hood_is_cool, so I figured, "man, this boy must be hot." Anyway, I accepted the invite.
As soon as his image popped up on my screen, I knew it was a mistake. This old man must have been about sixty years old, a crack addict, and homeless. I immediately went to click the X to leave that sucker behind. Unfortunately for me, I hit maximize instead. For some reason, when these fuckers maximize, they take over the whole god damned screen. So, being that I couldn't click my way out of there, I sought the good ol' keyboard commands. I hit the Esc key. NOTHING. I pounded it once more, as I stared up at the old man.
Much to my dismay, he started reaching into his pants. I started freaking out. My wireless keyboard had just decided to die and there was an old, homeless man masturbating on my screen. I ran into the kitchen and was searching for AA batteries when I heard a terrified squeal. I ran back to my room and found my nine year old sister staring transfixed at this disgusting old man. What the hell was she thinking? Slut. I flipped off the monitor, turned off the computer the "bad way", and stole some batteries from a flashlight I found at Walgreens.
As soon as I got back online the nasty, old man IMs me.
Him: "were did u go???"
Me: "I'm only twelve!"
Him: "do u still wann a invite?"
Me: "What the fuck! I'm twelve!"
Him: "lol"
love, Leah