Things I can't do (abbreviated for time consideration)

[__magimus__]

1) use electric pencil sharpeners
2) use manual pencil sharpeners
3) clap in time to music
4) carry more than 4 plates at once
5) apply makeup (well)
6) consistently lower my voice
7) stand withut rolling my feet outwards

Hmmm, I'm sure there's more that I'm just forgetting.

Comments

[rachiestar]

Wait -- carry more than 4 plates with food on them at once, or carry more than 4 empty plates stacked up at once? I know waitresses who do the former all the time and I have yet to cease being amazed every time I see it.

[__magimus__]

Oh, the former. I can barely do the 4 plate thing, but even more than that is just crazy, i think.

[emmibuscemi]

I can't do 7 either.

[indianabritts]

I have an excellent image of you not being able to do number three. Going to carry that one around in case of bad days. :)