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Jul 20, 2006 22:52

Christina D'Allassandro. ("CALL ME, ASSHOLE!" "asshole.") Even though we fight like every five seconds, I can still use the fact that you wore purple limited two outfits longer than anyone should against you. I'm most comfortable with you! And I'm really glad you like me because you hate everyone! And we have songs that are only ours! (The Thong Song, Only One, Punk Rock 101, Miss New Booty, Popozao.)
"ABOOFA!", "I'm sorry.", "How many fingers do you have?", "YEAH WHISKEY!", "MAHHH.", "Fruitcake Bloohaha.", "perish.", "Hail Hitler", my mom telling me I'm a traitor to my country, "My dad just ran by naked!", "BALLS!", xvagx, "What happened to Andrae?", My singing to MxPx (HAHAHAHA), Rap battles, "u r, U r, u R, U R", "TAKE MY SHIT!", Orca, Cornmuffins and cranberry juice, "SHE JUST LIKES ME FOR MY BODY", "HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP!?", Tupperware, "QUICK SHOW ME YOUR UNDERWEAR!", AIM:

like loaded guns: The retard just stabbed the man
like loaded guns: The blind girl is going to find her man
like loaded guns: Lucious
like loaded guns: "Papa I cannot see his color"
like loaded guns: Says the blind girl
like loaded guns: Blind girl slaps noah
like loaded guns: Noah cries
like loaded guns: She is going to the towns to get medicine!
like loaded guns: "You cannot break the oath!!"
like loaded guns: ivy is packing her good color cloak
like loaded guns: "Christphe, you neednt be scared. We've got the magic rocks that will save us"
like loaded guns: "WHY DO YOU WEAR THE CLOAK OF THE SAFE COLOR"

Jess(Y)ica Downer. ("Remember that time I made you pee your pants in school?" ":(") You and I were the bestfriends ever and I'm so glad we're like that again. I think you were the best friend I've ever had! And I just went through all of your comments and I used to comment every five seconds because that's how much we used to be together. And even when we get mad and I yell stupid things at you like "IS IT TUESDAY?", trying to be mean, we can work through it.
"You've got CRAAABBBBZ!", dirty dancing at v-dance, "WHAT DOES THAT MEANNNNN?", "WHYYYY!", "I spy an asian! ... Do asians ride bicycles?", BLACK MAN-"FOOOOOD.", "NOXYGEN!", "On the inside, noooooot the outside.", You waking up and not knowing where you are, Losing each other in Blockbuster, The crazy frog in DHOP, Me talking in my sleep, "PhotoFUCKIT?", Running on hot pavement ("OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!"), "Windsor Pilates is like driving Santa's sleigh!!", RIGHTY!, "Where. Have all. the asians gone?", Tinfoil glasses, "SHUN HER!", Colleen and I breaking into your house, "I don't have a radish!", AIM conversations during Period 3 study freshman year:

jEsSx Xo: rememver how vhen we used to take typing in computer class AHHHND we used to ve like.. JJJJ FFF HHHH GGGG
GiveMeEnvy xxoo: bloody hell.. i DO remembaaa
jEsSx Xo: oui oui
jEsSx Xo: AYE AYE AYE
GiveMeEnvy xxoo: aye aye aye
jEsSx Xo: we pahked the cahr ah-out-side
GiveMeEnvy xxoo: hola?
jEsSx Xo: KILL THE JEWS
GiveMeEnvy xxoo: Kill hitler!!
jEsSx Xo: hummm.. tribal powers blah blah blah ::dances around fire::
GiveMeEnvy xxoo: lmao!! konichiwaa
jEsSx Xo: CHINOISE1
GiveMeEnvy xxoo: SALVE
jEsSx Xo: VIEVE LE VIANDE!
GiveMeEnvy xxoo: hello i am a pagan
jEsSx Xo: 'ello mate
GiveMeEnvy xxoo: hows the weather down unda?

Katie Alton. We have seriously been best friends since August 20th, 1990. Our moms were bestfriends, our brothers were bestfriends, so I'm not surprised we ended up the way we are. Sometimes I don't know how you got to be so smart and friendly and athletic but I'm glad you are :). And I wish I could think back to when I was not even a year old because I'm sure even then we had some insane inside jokes. And I like that we've already named our children!