Yeah, snow sucks. Now I won't get to see Robbie tomorrow :(. I guess I'll get to talk to him on the phone for hours, though. That's fun. And I'll stare at his pictures like it's going out of style hehe ( Read more... )

I don't know if I'll get to see Robbie tomorrow...That makes me very very sad :(.
I LOVE THIS SONG!!
the new one by Jessica Simpson...she rox.
Noodles are good.
I EFFING HATE SNOW. IT SUX.

You Have a Small Ass!
You don't complain about your ass as all.
That's because it's tight and small.
Everyone knows your ass is all that -
Even if it is a bit flat.
I have never, even one day in my life, thought that i had a small ass. and no one has ever told me that.
that's some fukced up shiz

I BOUGHT A FROG!! HE ROCKS MY COCK!! his name is Mr.Moist and he is like, less than an inch long. i loves him hehe ( Read more... )

FUCK OFF CODY, YOU PHAG!
the end

I'm sorry for all of you who have lost grandmas to the great cause of donating them to Tara's collection of dead grandmas. THEY WILL SORELY BE MISSED.
My little sister came in here and said "NO SHIMMY FROM THE BIG GUYS" and then left.
what is the world coming to that the poor big guys can't have any shimmy? damn, she's one cruel little girl

oh man i just remembered...i was at church yesterday holding baby jacob and he raised his fist in the air...i was like STRAIGHT EDGE BABY!!! and i laughed so hard to myself...it was hilarious ( Read more... )

i think god really had to pee. that's why scio is like an island. baker's is like, underwater. LET'S GO BAKER'S DIVING! FUCKING-A ( Read more... )

my uncle got a new computer and i'm hooking him up with yahoo. he's computer illiterate. i'm not. so HA! HO! anyway...I GOT TO HOLD THE BABY! TAKE THAT MICHAEL JACKSON, HE'S MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! BOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA! lalala so yeah...I won't get to see my lover today. or maybe I will. I may be flooded in at my g-ma's like whoa because it ( Read more... )

hi. i stole this journal from a friend. i'm TASSLEHOFF booya beat that, white ass folk. i'm at sam's. she has like, 17 1/2 dogs AND THEY'RE ALL BROWN! except maybe 5 of them. and one's huge. SHEEEEBA is her name, peeing in registers is her game. there are turd nuggets...oh man i'm not sure. I'M NOT ON CRACK, HONEST! so my name is __normajean. BEAT ( Read more... )