I AM THE MOST MATURE PERSON IN THE WORLD ( Read more... )

"dear marilyn,

i know how you always want to rub charlie browns with boys that look like stephan hawking, and i have a member of retard camp RIGHT HERE, i believe he will satisfy all your desires.

love,
rosy"

i wonder what it's like to be beautiful and not have to think about your looks constantly.

if i was in love with you i'd send you packages like this:


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50 questions ( Read more... )

so i totally just became embarrassed for the first time in 9 years ( Read more... )

the other day daniel and i met this band Lese Majesty. they were on tour and their show got cancelled, and as we were riding our bikes past them at 11:30 at night they stopped us and asked if we wanted to hear their music. they were amazing! i hung out with them all day the next day, fed them, showed them around, and fell in love with the one in ( Read more... )

rosy and i just spent 20 minutes on the phone talking about how much we love hanging out at the supermarket. we are awesome.

I had a dream, two nights in a row, that kyle died in a car accident in a freeway/parking structure and i couldn't find his body. I'd keep returning and looking for it, but i had to call alex who crawled into the wreckage and found him. alex didn't pull out kyle's body or anything, he just gave me his drivers lisence and said, 'sorry ( Read more... )

this is waaaaaaaay late, but here are some picture from my trip to los angeles. i didnt take that many photographs because it was pretty much the worst trip of my life, but here are soooooommmmeee highlights, i suppose.

( mostly pictures of my friends and i being max fagots )