I watched kitchen nightmares last night and I kept thinking dirty thoughts about gordon ramsay. I think I have a thing for angry british men ( Read more... )

My computer is a piece. It got completely wiped out and I lost all my pictures and 2,000+ songs on iTunes, most of which I paid for. But hey, I'm an idiot, I could have put them all on blank discs but noooooo ( Read more... )

I bought the complete freaks and geeks series. how I've missed that show. plus I needed a good james franco fix ( Read more... )

biiiiig mistake.

I feel like a bad person. I don't like that feeling.

I wish so hard that I was back in vegas, sitting in a broken down car off the strip watching airplanes come and go, having one of the best times of my life ( Read more... )

I want an aubrey beardsley tattoo.

joint commission is at my work this week. my bosses are stressing the fuck out which in turn stresses me the fuck out.

boo hoo.

I always have dreams about airplanes. last night I had one; I was in a plane, and it took a sharp turn and began to nosedive towards the ground. it was so damn vivid. I could feel everything in the dream. the strange part is that I didn't panic or anything, I just remained calm and then woke up. weird.

dally in the alley in detroit was a fucking ( Read more... )

pineapple express was fucking hilarious. I would love to bed james franco.

I sound like a walking cliche, but it's so fucking weird when your head is telling you to do one thing and your heart is telling you to do another. I feel like I'm in limbo.

I wanna mooooooooove out west!

well, I am moving out west as soon as financially possible. who knows when that will be, but I am. after going out there I was so goddamn depressed to come home. literally. I am miserable. I'm so depressed I feel sick. skjflksjfks wah wah wah. but seriously. everything here feels so boring and routine. I just feel like I have so much potential and ( Read more... )

michael phelps, your face is kinda goofy but with that body oh man I would do dirty, unforgivable things with you.