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Dear Kayla,
You are really _____. You should _____. We need to go _____. After that we can _____. Remember that time we _____? That was real _____. Maybe tomorrow we can _____.I really want to _____ with you. You are my _____. I _____ you!
Signed your _____,
_____
p.s. _____.
yeah. i wont be having anymore real updates, i've found them to be
You are really _____. You should _____. We need to go _____. After that we can _____. Remember that time we _____? That was real _____. Maybe tomorrow we can _____.I really want to _____ with you. You are my _____. I _____ you!
Signed your _____,
_____
p.s. _____.
yeah. i wont be having anymore real updates, i've found them to be
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You are really spiffy. You should dance. We need to go deep sea diving. After that we can eat tacos. Remember that time we kissed the boys from MUSE? That was real grouse. Maybe tomorrow we can throw water balloons at clowns.I really want to go to france with you. You are my lj friend. I salute you!
Signed your favourite astronaut,
LAUREN THE GREAT
p.s. alan rickman kicks arse.
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you are my favorite astronaut. ^_^ <3
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You are really good in bed. You should do that thing with your tounge again. We need to go the drive in again ;). After that we can go back to that restaurant ;). Remember that time we fucked in the middle of the mall? That was really awesome. Maybe tomorrow we can go shopping ;). I really want to go shopping with you. You are my whore. I fuck you!
Signed your master,
TheGame54321
p.s. don't leave.
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You are really dirty sex. You should come over again. We need to go clean house. After that we can do it again. Remember that time we rocked that boat? That was real don't wear pants. Maybe tomorrow you can help me with your laundry.I really want to fuck with you. You are my baby boo. I sex you!
Signed your thong,
Ville Valo
p.s. did I leave my speedo there, i've been looking for it.
p.p.s. dont let Cea find out about this..
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dear ville,
you are the best i've ever had. i'll come over every day this week, just so we can "clean house" again... but no more pants, okay?
-kayla.
p.s. my dog ate it.
p.p.s i wont tell her if you wont
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You are really a serial murderer in disguise. You should give me your gun. We need to go on a hunting spree. After that we can frolick in pudding. Remember that time we galloped around impaling people with loofas? That was real hoot. Maybe tomorrow we can sell your arm pit hairs on EBay. I really want to scrub my feet with you. You are my singing produce. I see you!
Signed your jeans with a green Sharpie at a school event,
Your Mom
p.s. I'm not really your mom. (You were adopted by alien cows)
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ps. i figured that i was some sort of alien when my eyeballs started emerging from my head.
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