This whole school is perverted

[__prefectgirl]

Ron, it's so very sweet that you bought me a pygmy puff, it really is. But you told me it was male and... it's clearly not! 'He' was watching Arnold play around on the floor so I let 'him' go and play with him. But... they're not playing. Not exactly playing, anyway.

Now I have to feed HER constantly to keep her from... well, I'm sure you all have

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[deadly_spiders]

Is there anyone or anything in the school who doesn't have sex on the brain?

Nope. *wink*

How the bloody hell was I supposed to know it was a girl? So you don't like her now or something? Can't handle a female pet?

Arnold's pink and supposedly he's a bloke! Shall we re-name "Tucker?"

[__prefectgirl]

It's not that I don't like her now, it was just a shock! And yes, we'll re-name her. What do you think?

[deadly_spiders]

Err...what's the feminine of Tucker? Tiki? Tuckie?

Or you could always just go with a generic name like Arnold and call her Autumn or Amy, or Ally, or Abby, or Annie, or I give up....

[deadly_spiders]

OH WAIT! I've got it. Name her "Jo."

Isn't that the femine of Joanne or something? Like say for instance...Jo Kathleen Rowling? Yup Jo's a right good name for a girl.

[the_otherone_]

Yes. There are people who don't constantly have sex on the brain. Not many, but some.

[portable_swamps]

Hermione, love, we would never do something like that. Do you really think so little of us? Have you ever tried to determine the sex of a Pygmy Puff? Blood hard, that. Besides, if we did it on purpose, you might not bring us Honeydukes this weekend.

[theworldofvain]

The entire seventh and sixth years are filthy with walking hormones (us). What do you expect? Innocent, naive children? Bah. First year was a long time ago, Granger.

[__prefectgirl]

I'm not asking for chastity because God knows it's probably too late for most of the school. But, I mean, for God's sake, I don't want to know how far fifth year Kimberley Vandin's been with her seventh year boyfriend. And his best friend.

Poor Ginny looked horrified.

[deadly_spiders]

I'm not asking for chastity

*looks toward the heavens* THANK YOU!

[__prefectgirl]

...

I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that.

[__hannah_abbott]

Is there anyone or anything in the school who doesn't have sex on the brain?

I'm trying to find a date, but sex isn't really in my mind, trust me.

That is really sweet of Ron. He's being nice to you now isn't he? Finally.

I can't wait to see you two together at the ball. Considering you two should've been together years ago.

[__prefectgirl]

Well, we're going to look like complete opposites. He's going to be a Quiddich player and I'm wearing a Medieval gown.

[deadly_spiders]

A ruddy good Quidditch player, if I do say so myself.