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[__prefectgirl]

Well, it happened. It finally happened. I knew it would, it was just a matter of time.

Someone in this school is pregnant - and I'm not talking about Emmy.

One of the fifth year Slytherins is pregnant, she found out this morning. I heard her crying while I was going to the bathroom. She really shouldn't cry out things like that. Especially if she

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[iloveseekers]

Is it just me or people getting dumber?

People are getting dummer. Definatly.

[_batbogeyhex_]

Oooh, big paternal mystery! How exciting and clever! [/sarcasm]

Its so exciting I can hardly stand it.

Honestly, what are these people thinking? I mean, I understand the hormone thing and all that, but there are charms and spells for this sort of thing. Muggles, even, can keep from getting pregnant. Why can't they?

[__prefectgirl]

Lazyness. Pure lazyness. And now she'll either have to go through killing her own child or keep a baby. But OMG!1! That would like, totally hinder her sex life1!

[_batbogeyhex_]

Sometimes I love you, Hermione.

[_susie_bones_]

Wow I don't even want to imagine being pregnant at this age. That's a responsibility that no one should be dealing with until they're out of school and firmly settled in the adult world. And my parents would kill me. How stupid of them.

[magic_megaphone]

Ye gads, this means Slytherins are multiplying! Isn't there a law or a school ordinance against that? Granger, you should be able to find some loophole that prohibits Slytherins from reproducing.

[kestrel_kid]

Well, that's just bloody awful, innit? The poor girl's knocked up pregnant and no one to share the blame with. I guess we all have to deal with the consequences of raging hormones and all.

Oh, and Seamus? Don't worry about Ron.

I'm not worried. I think Ron is the one worried about me. And you. Which, I think, is just stupid, don't you think?

[__prefectgirl]

Perhaps that's why Zabini disappeared. Because we all know it couldn't be Malfoy.

I'm not worried. I think Ron is the one worried about me. And you. Which, I think, is just stupid, don't you think?

Incredibly stupid. I'm not some two timing wh-- I mean, I'll talk to him about it. I think he's hiding from Emmy. She's been chasing him. She likes him. Takes after her owner. Don't tell Ron I said that, he'll start acting all smug again.

[kestrel_kid]

I won't tell him, because he's gone jealous over me and he's taken to ignoring me. I want him to suffer. That stupid git.

[__prefectgirl]

I will talk to him. Don't worry.