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[__prefectgirl]

Basically, everyone is either doing Snape's horribly easy hard essay or outside. Harry's one of those who are outside and left his laptop sitting on a table. Well, as anyone could just come in and take it, I naturally minded it for him. But I started getting curious about what everyone was writing about on here and I've finished my essay so... here

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[theworldofvain]

When you Emmy pops, it would be nice if you checked if they had red hair gave one to me.

I swear I will take care of it. I will not let it touch any of my voodoo-y things. I will give it a nice place to sleep. I will let it curl up in my knickers if it wants to. Look, that is a stretch.

As for the useful skills thing--Merlin forbid Brown has any of them. They go as far as, say, knowing which colors match.

[__prefectgirl]

Well, I guess if you promise not to hurt it...

And don't let it sleep in your knickers. Please.

Well, she seems to have knowledge in hormonal activities and parties. And that's pretty much as much as she knows.

[deadly_spiders]

Bloody hell Hermione! Did you go shopping in Muggle London? Look at that picture! Your hair looks like it did back in fourth year, at the Yule ball...bloody hell I think I'm in love all over again.

I can't believe you went on my computer! The wallpaper is just the Chudley Cannons mascot...well, a girl representing her Chudley pride by wearing practically nothing that is...

Please don't tell me Emmy's ready to pop, I don't think I can bare the stress of this essay, and having a million poufs nibbling at my new shoes. How many do you reckon she'll have?

[__prefectgirl]

Well, Mum likes to take me shopping for things other than books (she even gets angry when I look in a bookshop window) and a fair few of those things are clothes. And that picture was before I went to school this year, Mum and Dad always take pictures of me.

I had to use your computer! Oh of course, why didn't I think of that? What is she, one of the cheerleaders? And don't worry, I'm using Ginny's computer this time.

I think they'll come pretty soon, Ron. I'll handle it. She'll have 4 to 6, I think.

[magic_megaphone]

I think you may be mistaken. I'm sure I heard Fred and George say pygmy puffs have, on average, forty-six offspring. I mean, they really try to keep breeding under control, and they sure do have plenty of them...you may want to look into it is all.

[portable_swamps]

Bloody git. My threat still stands. Ignore Fred. He's a bit of an idiot. Hey!

The average litter size of a Pygmy Puff is four to six. Quit being a menace. Git.

[iloveseekers]

Please, Hermione! Can I please have a pygmypuff? i'll take good care of it, I've been taking care of Arnold all week for Ginny so you know I will.

[lav_lav_brown]

Honestly Ron, she doesn't look that good in that picture...

[deadly_spiders]

Nutter.