(no subject)
You're single, not dead
Sarcasm: The body's natural defense against stupid
Think. It's not illegal yet.
The only men I trust:
Jack, Jim and Jose
the only thing a girl
should chase
is her
VODKA
I have a problem
with low self-
esteem which is
really ridiculous
when you consider
how amazing I am.
Who are you to judge the life I live
I'm not perfect but before
you start pointing fingers
make sure your hands are clean
Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over,
it became a butterfly
Speak the truth,
even if your voice
s h a k e s
"S T R E S S E D"
is
"D E S S E R T S"
spelled
backwards
You have three choices in life:
give in, give up, or give it your all
There will come a day
when you'll feel like shit
and want to give up on this life
and everything else
when that day arrives
save yourself some trouble
and don't do a thing
just take a nap
I am too positive to be doubtful
Too optimistic to be fearful
And too determined to be defeated
One of the hardest parts in life
is deciding when to give up
and when to try harder
None by me.