I LOVE KRYSTALLLL
i spent my whole evening doing this....
WARNING:
some scenes contain placenta blood and feces. some of these scences may not suitable for children or posers or people with no humor. view at own risk.
Krystal: "what a beautiful day for a double date."
Mr. Belding: "sure is...hey there's #2 and Christa right now. HEY OVER HERE!"
Christa: "hey mama, whut up?"
Christa: "so i see your drinking 1 % is it cause you think your fat? get it? fat-pregnant? hahaha"
Krystal: "shut up! your mom goes to college!"
Mr. Belding: "hey, there's your friend Jacky..."
Christa: "...and her dog BBBRRRuuuuCCCEEE!"
Jacky: "hey guys, what are you sayin? i'm just walking my dog- OMG! is that a bird? is it a plane?"
Krystal: "IT'S A ZOMBIE BIRD!"
#2: "hey Christa, tell your friend to pick up the dog shit"
Christa: "eh, leave it, we shouldn't make Jacky pick it up. apparently she's unbelievably nauseous and sick and dying. let's give her a break."
Jacky: "well, i'm gonna jet now, cause my dearest Christopher is waiting for me at home with some chicken noodle soup."
Krystal: "oh no! i'm slipping in the dog poop!"
Christa: "eeeeeeeekkkkkkk!"
Krystal: "oooo, owwww, my water broke!"
Mr.Belding: "oh no, what do i do, Tori and Zack Morris delivered my other baby!"
#2: "don't worry, by night i'm a guitar player, by day i'm a paramedic"
Christa: "say what?"
Krystal: "AHHHHHHH!!!"
#2: "i see a head! it's a girl!"
Mr.Belding + Christa: "yay! hurray!!!"
so, krystal kelly and mr. belding had a love child and named her sara, who grew up to be Zack Morris' girlfriend at Bayside High.
THE END
CAST:
Scooby Doo.......BBBRRRuuuuCCCEEE
Richard Belding....Mr. Belding
Jacky Marie........friend
Krystal Kelly.......pregnant woman
Sara Chauvin......baby girl
Christa..............friend
Chris #2 (from Anti-Flag).....#2
anyways....yeah. i'm going to bed now cause i initally planned to sleep at 8:30 pm but Krystal ended up exciting me....in the good, wet way ;)