so i'm at work, sitting on the counter, and some girl walks up to me. i've seen her around before, noticed her smiling at me, but i never paid attention to it. so she walks up to me and she says, "Hey, what time do you get off?" and i tell her and she says, "You wanna go out after. Like get a drink or something?" and i tell her that I'm not old ( Read more... )

senses what: any girl must be real lucky to have you
senses what: <33
jerkin off jesus: psh, show me a girl who doesnt lie and i'll show you the man of your dreams
senses what: *raises my hand*
senses what: *looks around*
jerkin off jesus: lol
jerkin off jesus: yer my wife
senses what: you're my husband
senses what: :- ( Read more... )

x0 sun kissed 6: what are you thinking
jerkin off jesus: jack nicholson is a pimp.
x0 sun kissed 6: youre a demon
jerkin off jesus: ohh you mean that
jerkin off jesus: not literally, what am i thinking
x0 sun kissed 6: nooo you're the son of satan you demon child
jerkin off jesus: holy shit
jerkin off jesus: that may be the coolest compliment i've ( Read more... )

i can't find the remote control so i can't get this vapid VH1 celebrity couples shit to go away. fortunately it's mostly drowned out by some mysterious crashing sounds from outside. OH SHIT I FOUND IT ( Read more... )

JayDeeEn89: Your ScreenName is very inappropriate!
jerkin off jesus: you think?
JayDeeEn89: yes, its offensive
JayDeeEn89: and so is your profile
jerkin off jesus: so sorry to have offended you. my advice would be to get the fuck over it.
JayDeeEn89: what is your problem- don't you have consideration for others>
jerkin off jesus: why should i ( Read more... )

my last post was January 27th ( Read more... )

alright.

so who's gonna be my valentine?

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed intereset mortgage payments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear ( Read more... )

BigMBart: HEY
BigMBart: WAD UP
jerkin off jesus: nothing.
BigMBart: I HATE YOUR FUCKIN SN
BigMBart: IT'S RUDE
BigMBart: FUCKIN FAGET ASS
jerkin off jesus: right.
BigMBart: SHUT UP FAGGET THAT IS RUDE
jerkin off jesus: ok.
BigMBart: SHUT UP BYE
BigMBart: FUCK YOU
BigMBart: BYE
BigMBart: K
BigMBart: K
BigMBart: K
BigMBart: K
jerkin off jesus: thank ( Read more... )

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