I have two pet hermit crabs.
Kingler is big and red.
Paras is gay and white.
Kingler beats up Paras.
Paras is a heptopolegic.
I'm going to bed.
livejournal's almost as gay as myspace.
lololololol.
life.

WHATEVER ANYONE TELLS YOU.
DONT GO SEE HOSTEL.
GAYEST MOVIE EVER.
THANKS.

I BOUGHT A PSP.
WOOT.

WE'RE CUTE.
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If you like nerdy games.
Play this with me
http://www.fallofnations.com/play.asp?uid=58611

lol@gayelitistredheadwannabes.

try and be a little more heterosexual.
THANKS!

Maybe she forgot about our talks, or maybe I'm mistaken,
But I swear to god
that she's not getting out of this without some kind of explanation,
Oh I'm
straining on your patience!? Maybe scaring you a little!?
Just because I came
to visit doesn't mean you have to hide.
I'll be waiting on the side of your
house,
With an empty bodybag
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lol@all you whiney LJ EMO KIDS.
DON'T WHINE.
GET UP OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT WHATEVER PROBLEM YOU HAVE.
CAUSE I DON'T CARE MUCH TO READ ABOUT IT.
(even though I do, everyday.)

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And this is for all the times I wish you hadn't called.