evansville
LNcHiCkA007: hey
XGREENBULLFROG: CZA CZA
XGREENBULLFROG: i missed you
LNcHiCkA007: awww! i missed u too!
LNcHiCkA007: where were u?
XGREENBULLFROG: evansville
LNcHiCkA007: ohhhh ok
LNcHiCkA007: so waht'd u do there?
XGREENBULLFROG: uhh i went with my friend to visit her family
LNcHiCkA007: ohhh i c
XGREENBULLFROG: AHH AND WE WENT to an underage club and i danced with these two guys [not at the same time] all dirty in one of the dance cages and guys kept asking me to dance and then i ended up making out with this guy named michael and even tho he lives 3 1/2 hours away he's my man
LNcHiCkA007: DAMN!
LNcHiCkA007: go rachel!
LNcHiCkA007: lol
XGREENBULLFROG: :-D
XGREENBULLFROG: haha
LNcHiCkA007: hahaha
LNcHiCkA007: was he hot?
LNcHiCkA007: ...as chia pet?
LNcHiCkA007: hehehe
XGREENBULLFROG: the one i made out with was
LNcHiCkA007: oF COURSE NOT!
XGREENBULLFROG: but the other guy i danced with was just okay
LNcHiCkA007: NO ONE'S AS HOT AS CHIA!
XGREENBULLFROG: haha
LNcHiCkA007: ohhh i c:-\
XGREENBULLFROG: but i was in one of those big dance cages and then tals cousin came in to find us and was like rachel was twerkin in the cage and was droppin it and poppin it and then my friend was like yeah and she made out with someone
XGREENBULLFROG: but i felt so happy cuz like 15 ppl asked me to dance cuz the guy i made out with kept goin to like talk to friends and i was just like no thanks
LNcHiCkA007: ohhh i c
LNcHiCkA007: hehe
LNcHiCkA007: so do u no how old these guys were?
XGREENBULLFROG: but the girl i went with is pretty but only this real fat guy and 2 like 10 year olds asked her to dance and she is like all depressed now and says she cant get a guy
XGREENBULLFROG: uhhh idk
XGREENBULLFROG: its a under 21 thing
XGREENBULLFROG: so yeah
XGREENBULLFROG: but there were like 10 year olds in there just walkin around
XGREENBULLFROG: and ppl were smokin and it was really crowded
LNcHiCkA007: sheesh
LNcHiCkA007: brb--gotta pee!
LNcHiCkA007 is away at 1:27:20 AM.
XGREENBULLFROG: loud music and ppl in the back were havin sex like on stools.. like the chicks would just like sit on it and every once in a while a security dude would be like STOP HUMPING but thats it
Auto response from LNcHiCkA007: This sorta thing would happen if you drank the 8 glasses of water a day that you're supposed to
LNcHiCkA007 returned at 1:28:09 AM.
LNcHiCkA007: OMG
LNcHiCkA007: hahahaha that's sorta ummm...sick
XGREENBULLFROG: yeah but i ended up next to the ppl havin sex makin out with this guy and then i kinda felt like a slut being in like the cage like strippers do but hey it was fun
XGREENBULLFROG: ppl were like drinkin and smokin pot and they had to metal detect you and like feel ya up b4 you came in but i guess they didnt get caught
XGREENBULLFROG: but i didnt smoke any pot or drink at all.. i was a good girl when it came to illegal substances that night
XGREENBULLFROG: & i got the guy i made out withs phone #
LNcHiCkA007: LOL
XGREENBULLFROG: but hes never hme
LNcHiCkA007: niiiiice ;-)
XGREENBULLFROG: *home
LNcHiCkA007: oh....are u sure? or is he just trying to consider u as a one-night sorta thing?
XGREENBULLFROG: oh well i dont really care thats what i figured it would be but i promised him id call him so i figured i would keep my promise
LNcHiCkA007: ooooo good call
XGREENBULLFROG: but omg the guy i made out with like was dancin with this other chick so i was like ok im gonna stop turning down hot guys askin me to dance and i started dancing with marcus and then michael comes back and is like what r u doin and im like uhh you dance with other ppl so do i and then hes like holding my hand while im like humping marcus and then im kissing michael while dancing with marcus and then marcus tries to get michael to get me to kiss him and michael was tryin to get me to kiss him but i was like nahhh it was crazy man im a p.i.m.p.
LNcHiCkA007: a p.i.m.p??
LNcHiCkA007: wow...that's not what a pimp is
XGREENBULLFROG: uh huh
LNcHiCkA007: nu uh
LNcHiCkA007: a pimp is someone who sells women to other guys
LNcHiCkA007: ...for sexual favors
XGREENBULLFROG: nu uh a pimp is someone who is with like a lot of people
LNcHiCkA007: no...that's just a horny bastard
XGREENBULLFROG: well yeah they do that too but im speaking of the other part of the occupation
LNcHiCkA007: hehe
XGREENBULLFROG: hahaha
XGREENBULLFROG: ok im a horny bastard
LNcHiCkA007: LOL!
LNcHiCkA007: ok--u said it, notm e
LNcHiCkA007: **me
XGREENBULLFROG: haha
OH & my friends cousin had sex with this drug dealer that came over like 39572 times and we could hear. twas fun <3