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I found this amusing. Completely true.
You know your in Mountain Lakes High School when...
...You consider Fall Out Boy to be emo and won't fucking shutup with Sugar We're Going Down.
...Would kill to find out what really goes on at SKULLS.
... Thrive off of the new gossip about who fucked who over the weekend.
...In school are complete suck ups and two faced. go home on the weekends and get wasted like its your job, then go talk smack about someone you recently called your "best friend"
...You own a north face.
...Drafting & Design with Bedell = Off Period
...You fear the awful stench, and all around awful-ness of Ms. Connors.
...You've played Lacrosse at least one year of your life.
...Your parents pay you money to get good grades
...You have Connections phone number memorized. and have called asking for Bobbie Boulware.
...You've participated in a school-wide Thumb Wrestling, Jump Roping and Rock, Paper, Scissor contest...in gym class
...You think rap and hip-hop artists are musicians, and walk around with your head phones around your neck blaring Kanye, and lift 300 lb weights in the weight room.
...You will see the biggest population of guys wearing pink shirts or shorts.
...You've been to Warped Tour.
...You know that every Saturday at the Herd Game is where its at.
...Have walked strait out of gym class without anyone giving a fuck.
...Have written a curse word, or an enemies phone number on the outdoor picnic tables.
...Joined Watermelon Club
...Wear UGGs on a hot summer day with a skirt...just to show off that small little tag at the bottom of the boot that has a three letter work UGG on it. Also, most girls own about 2-4 pairs. Don't even think about buying last spring's style for sale.. it's soo last year. What a scandal. Lmao
...Own 4 pairs of hard tails even tho they look exactly the same.
...All the upperclassmen girls have a coffee in their hand in the morning.
...Walking through the halls is like trying to get through a mosh pit at a green day concert <-- green day has mosh pits??...i think not.
...You don't use a backpack, you use a nifty designer tote.
...If you're in sped classes, you get the luxury of a laptop when you really should be learning how to take notes effectively, and do homework like everyone else.
...You never open the english novels, yet magically get away with A's...Sparknotes are your best friend.
...Most freshmen blush like sissies and suck up to the senior guys.
...You have at least one class in a trailor.
...Use Drivers Ed, Health, or Drafting as a study hall
...You think you know what emo is...but really its all "poser" emo.
...You've gone to the nurse saying you have cramps to get out of gym.
...You think you know what diversity is...when really you can count the number of black kids in your grade on your left hand..
....98% of the boys in the whole school play lacrosse and the other 2% are the baseball team
...Voted for Scotty
...two words. JOE BOCK.
...Natasha highers the whole schools GPA
...you know where the Lombardis live and every sister, even if they don't know you.
...About 100 ribbons are worn to school everday.
...Frosh act like there hot shit when they should get the shit beaten out of them.
...98% the school has smoked pot at least once ...
...80% do it daily, before, during, and after school.
...If you try and have you own style 99% of the time you are looked down upon.
...Your parent buy you any car you want when you get your licence.
...Your parents will pay for anything even if your gonna waste your lunch money on pot
...You know everyones buisness and they know yours.
...You tell someone something.. the whole school knows in 2 periods
...There are sometimes 4 simultaneous practices at the varsity field.
...You can hear the cheering of the Herd game from the beginning of Powerville.
...It takes everybody at least 15 minutes to get to school.. with the traffic.
...Some sophomores behave like they're upperclassmen and bash the freshmen, yet they were freshmen a few months ago.
...If you don't have your license and you're a guy, you have a moped.
...you yourself or someone you know has worn the infamous plaid shirt during picture day and thought it was retarded when they werent allowed in the yearbook
....you think Mrs. Hurley is a douchebag because of above.
... you think Cresbaugh would suck just as much even if he wasnt the VP
...You can find a sports banner on practically 1/3 houses in Mountain Lakes.
You know your in Mountain Lakes High School when...
...You consider Fall Out Boy to be emo and won't fucking shutup with Sugar We're Going Down.
...Would kill to find out what really goes on at SKULLS.
... Thrive off of the new gossip about who fucked who over the weekend.
...In school are complete suck ups and two faced. go home on the weekends and get wasted like its your job, then go talk smack about someone you recently called your "best friend"
...You own a north face.
...Drafting & Design with Bedell = Off Period
...You fear the awful stench, and all around awful-ness of Ms. Connors.
...You've played Lacrosse at least one year of your life.
...Your parents pay you money to get good grades
...You have Connections phone number memorized. and have called asking for Bobbie Boulware.
...You've participated in a school-wide Thumb Wrestling, Jump Roping and Rock, Paper, Scissor contest...in gym class
...You think rap and hip-hop artists are musicians, and walk around with your head phones around your neck blaring Kanye, and lift 300 lb weights in the weight room.
...You will see the biggest population of guys wearing pink shirts or shorts.
...You've been to Warped Tour.
...You know that every Saturday at the Herd Game is where its at.
...Have walked strait out of gym class without anyone giving a fuck.
...Have written a curse word, or an enemies phone number on the outdoor picnic tables.
...Joined Watermelon Club
...Wear UGGs on a hot summer day with a skirt...just to show off that small little tag at the bottom of the boot that has a three letter work UGG on it. Also, most girls own about 2-4 pairs. Don't even think about buying last spring's style for sale.. it's soo last year. What a scandal. Lmao
...Own 4 pairs of hard tails even tho they look exactly the same.
...All the upperclassmen girls have a coffee in their hand in the morning.
...Walking through the halls is like trying to get through a mosh pit at a green day concert <-- green day has mosh pits??...i think not.
...You don't use a backpack, you use a nifty designer tote.
...If you're in sped classes, you get the luxury of a laptop when you really should be learning how to take notes effectively, and do homework like everyone else.
...You never open the english novels, yet magically get away with A's...Sparknotes are your best friend.
...Most freshmen blush like sissies and suck up to the senior guys.
...You have at least one class in a trailor.
...Use Drivers Ed, Health, or Drafting as a study hall
...You think you know what emo is...but really its all "poser" emo.
...You've gone to the nurse saying you have cramps to get out of gym.
...You think you know what diversity is...when really you can count the number of black kids in your grade on your left hand..
....98% of the boys in the whole school play lacrosse and the other 2% are the baseball team
...Voted for Scotty
...two words. JOE BOCK.
...Natasha highers the whole schools GPA
...you know where the Lombardis live and every sister, even if they don't know you.
...About 100 ribbons are worn to school everday.
...Frosh act like there hot shit when they should get the shit beaten out of them.
...98% the school has smoked pot at least once ...
...80% do it daily, before, during, and after school.
...If you try and have you own style 99% of the time you are looked down upon.
...Your parent buy you any car you want when you get your licence.
...Your parents will pay for anything even if your gonna waste your lunch money on pot
...You know everyones buisness and they know yours.
...You tell someone something.. the whole school knows in 2 periods
...There are sometimes 4 simultaneous practices at the varsity field.
...You can hear the cheering of the Herd game from the beginning of Powerville.
...It takes everybody at least 15 minutes to get to school.. with the traffic.
...Some sophomores behave like they're upperclassmen and bash the freshmen, yet they were freshmen a few months ago.
...If you don't have your license and you're a guy, you have a moped.
...you yourself or someone you know has worn the infamous plaid shirt during picture day and thought it was retarded when they werent allowed in the yearbook
....you think Mrs. Hurley is a douchebag because of above.
... you think Cresbaugh would suck just as much even if he wasnt the VP
...You can find a sports banner on practically 1/3 houses in Mountain Lakes.