iNFO
Name: Paris Poloma
Age:16
Sex:yes please
Location:california
Who is the LJ member who invited you/promoted the banner you saw: nobody
Promote to 3 places. Do it RIGHT NOW. Show links: ill do it later because my browser is being obnoxious, i promise, sorry sexyysss ;)
LiST THREE
Things you love:
1)boys
2)penises
3)sex
Things you hate:
1)girls
2)vaginas
3)prudes
Turn ons:
1)penises
2)eyes
3)touchies
Turn offs:
1)bad breath
2)bad acne
3)body odor
FAVORiTES
Ten Bands/Singers:
1)britney spears
2)eminem
3)50 cent
4)sublime
5)brand new
6)LL cool j
7)mariah carey
8)jay z
9)slipknot
10)metalhead
Five Movies:
1)notebook
2)mean girls
3)white chicks
4)one night in paris
5)penises are us(porn)
One Book:
1)cinderella (the erotic tale)
TELL US
How awesome this community looks:way too awesome
How hot the mods are:fucking gorgeus
That you will be an active mother fucker:i will be an active father fucker:
FiLL iN THE BLANK
Once upon a time there was a girl who was walking in the woods and ran into a _boy__(1)___. Her _vagina__(2)_hole__ started bleeding profusely and she broke her _anus__(3)_hole__. She decided that she was __a_(4)__lesbian_ and needed some _good__(4)_sex___. Suddenly Chad Michael Murray came to her rescue and she shrieked, "Oh my fucking god, I want your _hairy__(6)_penis__." Then he pulled a _huge_(8)__condom_ out of his ___pants(9)_pocket__. I don't think you want to know what happened next. The End. Have a _horny__(10)__hott_ day.
PiCTURE TiME
Atleast 3 clear pictures of your face: