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It was all FAKE!!!
None of it was true. I'm not a whore. Johnny's not a whore. Jessica's not a whore. It was all a giant elaborate prank. Haha, do you guys really think that we're that stupid or immature? Think about it. Those of you's that have drank with me, have I ever even come close to doing something that ridiculous? Fuck, I'm gettin' engaged for a reason-I'm not a whore. Haha. Well, thanks for playin along. We'll see ya next week. Take care now. Get the fuck outta here already! Haha.