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OH GRADE 8 DAYS... HOW I LOVE YOU.
once upon a time there was mike, lyssa and a gingerbread man
the gingerbread man was tall and merciless, with an evil twisted
grin. he smelt like coconut, and cheap gin. he had been rescently
collecting gumdrops from the field of butterscotch and gin, when he
realized that candycane mountain was being invaded by 2 creatures
those creatures being mike and lyssa
mike and lyssa ate away at candycane mountain because it was
flavorful and delightful. this enraged the already tall and merciless
gingerbread man so he stormed over there in order to make gumdrops out
of mike and lyssa
mike and lyssa were partially roboticand noticed that the tall and merciless
gingerbread man was heading their way so they transformed together
to form.. "lyke"! with all the powers of the autobots and
decepticons, including optimus prime and megatron!
and glorious battle followed...
the gingerbread man had long flailing arms which had solidified
chocolate points on the ends, making for rather pointy objects.
lyke jumped up, and round-house kicked the gingerbread man in the face,
and busted his cookie-mouth.
the gingerbread man was not impressed. he then evolved into
omega-gingerbread man. or OGM for short
OGM was even more tall and merciless then in his previous form.
he had two missle silo's attatched to his gumdrop buttons. 'come down
here you fucking fuck' yelled lyke, only wanting to talk about thier
differences. 'no way in fucking hell am i going to talk to a pair of
no good dirty cock-slurping gypsie lovers!' replied the angry OGM.
and so more battling continued, this time OGM got a missle silo right
between the eyes of lyke. lyke crashed down on candycane mountain,
shattering all the small candycane animals, trees, and people. mainly
small children. OGM thought he had won the battle, laughing, and
waving his arms about in the air in some sort of victorious ginger
bread man glory,...thing. then, out of nowhere, the Omega-gingerbread
man got stabbed through his soft cookie center.
'what the fuck!?'
exclaimed the gingerbread man, shrinking back to his original
oven-baked state. 'rot in hell you bastard. rot in hell!'
lyke shouted, as the two turned back into just mike and lyssa.
the gingerbread man, once tall, merciless, and doughy, fell to the
ground in agony. mike and lyssa had not eatten for like... 10 minutes
or something, so they walked over, and began to eat the still,
half-alive half-dead gingerbread man.
'OWWWWW, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!'begged the gingerbread man.
but the children giggled, and continued to eat his doughy flesh until
he was no more.
the moral of the story?
don't take more than 10 hits of acid in one sitting, or else you too
will find yourself on candycane mountain doing battle with a tall
and merciless gingerbread man.
YEAH MY BF AND ME ARE THAT COOL.
THIS IS WHY I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM.