tell me why you lied
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? My sister, for bugging me when I was trying to write in my journal.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Pacifism aside, a sword of somesorts.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Again, pacifism aside, probably.
4. How about of the same sex? See above.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? A parent.
6. What is your pet peeve? People bothering me when I'm concentrating. The Peel Pub going 19+. Emo.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I tend to let them go easily.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Flossing.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? I've slept through entire days.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? My aunt.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I got lost.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Once, probably.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? I don't know.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Once.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? I'm too scenecoolbroke for overpriced yuppie beverages.
2. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? A shot, and two coolers.
3. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Never.
4. Do you have an issue with your weight? Nope.
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweets.
6. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought food? No.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked? Not counting porn, two.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? Two.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Sure.
4. Have you "done it"? "no" ... I mean, no.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Eyes.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Nope.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? No need.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? Goddamn capitalist pig-dogs. [which means no]
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? See Gluttony, one.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? University. Spree. Charity.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich, or neither.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? No.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? No.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 40?
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? YPC, probably.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Same.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? I want to be able to look back and smile.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Yes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Not that I can think of.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Nope.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Nothing?
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Everything! I don't know.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Amber and Steph.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? A particle accelerator. Or Matt.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? No.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Nah.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? The ability to quack like a duck?
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Lust, or sloth.
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? None.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human.
4. Do you believe in magic? No.
5. What was the last promise you broke? Not sure.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? When I was young.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? To me, probably.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? Yep.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Friends. Real ones.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? Sure.
4. What is the in-flight velocity of an unladen swallow? 42.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? No. I'm a math geek.
6. Do you gamble? Nope.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? ?
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? Humanity.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? See above.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? Some day.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel? Yes.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? Not as often as I shoul.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? No.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? Far.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Failure.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? Bought a skirt?
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Your mom.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Probably.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Brains, just because.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Almost.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Leader.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Nope.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? Either not go, or decide to make something of myself.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? Nope.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal? Good grammar.
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? Nope.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? Your mom?
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? No.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Used to be, being emo. Now, snacking.
2. Do you collect anything? Memories. Books. Thoughts of you.
3. Are you addicted to anything? No.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? No.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? Drop physics.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? Too much. All the time.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? Steph, though she'd never believe it.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? No.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? Depends.
4. What area are you wisest in? Stuff.
5. Do you drive defensively? Yes. By not driving at all.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? No.
7. What did you learn today? That Steph had an awesome day. That four minutes and thirty three seconds is a long time.
8. What is your favorite heavenly virtue? Counting. I mean, hope.