Kandi dandy . . . ? Eh, uh, kangaroo.
1. What are we to call you?
Elizabeth, please and thank you.
2. Just for reference, what's your age, or even better, your birthdate?
Thirteen. November eighteenth, in the year of une mille neuf cent quatre-vingt-dix. God, I actually remembered how to say that.
3. To what sex do you belong and what are your sexual preferences?
I am quite female, and enjoy the company of males of the same species and general age group.
4. How many toes do you have?
Ten point zero zero zero zero repeat.
5. How should a good song make you feel?
For a very broad answer, emotional. Not that I'm an emo kid or anything stupid like that. However, if you've ever heard the Goo Goo Dolls' "Iris" (and most people have), then you'll know what I'm talking about.
6. What is the best type of movie?
Romantic comedies! Lighthearted and funny with a pinch of drama and a touch of raunch.
7. Who is Faramir (if you don't know, say so)?
I think he's somebody from Lord of the Rings, but I got halfway through the first book and gave up on that. I just didn't like it.
8. Who are you voting (or would vote if you are underage) for in this election?
I wouldn't vote for anyone. A) I don't live in America. B) I don't like Bush or Kerry. Bush is not bright and Kerry is very arrogant. Neither of them is the best America has to offer. A vote for anyone but either of them would, quite unfortunately, be wasted, so why bother?
9. What is your favorite country? Why?
I don't know. I've never been outside of Canada.
10. Exactly nine words of your choice.
There are nine words in this carefully constructed sentence.
11. What body part would you not mind giving up?
Uhh, my appendix, because you don't really need that anyway.
12. How do you feel about abortion?
I wouldn't mind it so much if we lived in any other society, but why is it that animal rights groups who oppose the killing of cows and pigs because we need to eat them to survive are the same people who don't oppose killing babies, for the most part because the mother doesn't feel like having one or conceived at the "wrong time"? I know there are cases where abortion is genuinely needed, but I don't think that's most of the time.
13. Gay marriage?
I honestly don't care. It's become legalized in like five or six provinces and several countries and the world hasn't ended yet, has it?
14. Religion?
It's nice for people who want to believe in it, but I don't, really. The world is too much of a giant paradox. (Why do we exist? To create balance. Well, why do we need balance? Because we exist.)
15. Five favorite bands or singers:
a. Relient K
b. Goo Goo Dolls
c. Remy Zero
d. Anberlin
e. Aqua
16. Six favorite movies:
a. Spider-Man and its sequel
b. The Emperor Club (or whatever it's called -- the one with the guy who cheats like six times on the thing)
c. Serendipity
d. How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days
e. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
f. Mambo Italiano
(Those aren't in any particular order.)
17. A little word association, eh?
a. Pie:: Weebl.
b. Bend:: To squares.
c. Pulp:: Orange.
d. Lamp:: Lightbulb.
e. Biology:: Dissect.
f. F::uck.
g. South:: Pole.
18. What was the last thing you got in the mail?
The results of my piano exam.
19. Finish this sentence:
a. Holy fuck! Look over there! It's a Y2K-compliant radioactive banana with Internet access!
10. Yup, sorry. Promote us somewhere and give a link:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/impurelovers/8216.html?view=15640#t15640
21. Give me some parting words.
The Devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon!
22. Just to throw you off, that wasn't the last question, this is. Look on the internet or rack your memory for a total random fact that you think nobody will know but is still interesting/cool.
Up until the nineteenth century, the spontaneous generation theory of life was widely popular, including a "recipe" for mice which required some rags and bran in a tub. (Grade nine science!)