Kidney
1. What are we to call you? Nina is my real name, but I'd love it if you called me Sephine. Or Ethulle. Actually, a lot of people still call me Neens, but that was so seventh grade.
2. Just for reference, what's your age, or even better, your birthdate? I am everyone's least favorite applicant age: fourteen.
3. To what sex do you belong and what are your sexual preferences? I'm a heterosexual female.
4. How many toes do you have? What a silly question. If I say ten, I sound generic. If I say sixteen, I sound annoying. If I really do have sixteen, then I'm a circus freak.
5. How should a good song make you feel? Good songs give me goosebumps. For real. I also like songs that make me want to jump on my bed, but this is usually only a The B-52's song.
6. What is the best type of movie? A classy, humorous, well-made adventure with a good soundtrack. Actually, most of my favorite movies aren't classy, so you can call me a hypocrite. (I know I am one. 'Tis one of my worst faults.)
7. Who is Faramir (if you don't know, say so)? Well, my best friend is totally in love with him, so I do know a few things about him. Faramir is Boromir's brother. Denethor favors Boromir, and wishes Faramir died instead of him. Denethor is a jackass. In the movies he is played by David Wenham, an Australian with a cool nose. Faramir helped Frodo and Sam out of a sticky patch back in the Fellowship. Or was it the beginning of the Two Towers? I haven't watched/read "Lord of the Rings" in a very long time.
8. Who are you voting (or would vote if you are underage) for in this election? Mastuh K, who strongly resembles Sarah Jessica Parker (chin, babes)
9. What is your favorite country? Why? Austria! I was born there and speak fluent German. Austria is a v. cool country, but the Austrian kids are little snots. They don't talk to me anymore ever since Bushy became prez. Still, Austria is beautiful and the food is delicious, though not as tasty as Italy's. I still go there every summer for the whole summer but I am sadly becoming a bit too American. I mean, come on, I'm applying for an El Jay rating community. (Peace, babes, I merely jest.)
10. Exactly nine words of your choice. Eloquent, Golgi apparatus, guava, acetaminophen, flumens (Latin for river, I think), Furtz (German for fart... immature, I know, but it is just such a funny word), compute, geisha, fex
11. What body part would you not mind giving up? The little blonde hairs on my toes
**Note about the next three questions**
I know these are found in every app, but even if we disagree with your opinions, we'll give you credit for an explanation that let's us understand why you feel that way.
12. How do you feel about abortion? I am so totally pro-choice, man. A woman is a woman and if she says she doesn't want her father's fetus growing inside her womb, then you just stfu, Bushy. I'm also annoyed when people say, "yeah, I mean, it's wrong and everything, but if the woman was, like, raped, then it's okay." BLACK OR WHITE, man! YES or NO! Are you for it or against it? Well, I'm for it. My cousin was date raped when she was twelve and she was lucky that this perv used a 'dom. Twelve year olds just shouldn't be mothers, because they are still children themselves. Also, any unwanted child shouldn't be doomed to grace our planet. Granted, the parents would probably love them the second they held that babe, but imagine living with the fact that you were a failed abortion.
13. Gay marriage? So totally for it, again. I'm a member of my school's GSA and my late uncle was gay. I think all love is beautiful and a piece of paper shouldn't determine certain rights over others. I think of not letting homosexuals marry as a form of censorship, and if that starts, where will we be? Answer: "1984", a book I hated. I think I'm the only one I know that didn't like that book, but I just didn't like Orwell's pretentious writing style. Huxley's "Brave New World" was so, so, so, so, so great in my book! :-)
14. Religion? Faith is fabulous. Wish I still had it.
15. Five favorite bands or singers:
a. The Sensible Undergarments
b. The White Stripes
c. Talking Heads
d. The B-52's
e. Madness
16. Six favorite movies:
a. "Kill Bill", 1 and 2
b. "Pulp Fiction" ("I said God damn! Gawwwd damn")
c. "The Wizard of Oz" (maybe just for the shoes and the Tinman)
d. "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" (Brad is the hottest guy ever. Oh my. I love those glasses on guys.)
e. "Girl, Interrupted" (Please don't make fun of me for this, because everyone does. But I just love the book and the movie and Jolie and Torch. And the Martian's Girlfriend- "Call me a cab!" "You're a cab.")
f. "Edward Scissorhands"
17. A little word association, eh? Sure! :-D
a. Pie:: weevil
b. Bend:: it like a Polaroid picture?
c. Pulp:: Non-fiction
d. Lamp:: Flourescent
e. Biology:: My least favorite subject.
f. F:: An unacceptable grade.
g. South:: of the border
18. What was the last thing you got in the mail? Besides advertisements, a letter from my Oma and Opa back in Austria.
19. Finish this sentence:
a. Holy fuck! Look over there! It's a person who also worships the word 'fuck'
10. Yup, sorry. Promote us somewhere and give a link: I IMed someone about this community. Hope that's a'ight.
21. Give me some parting words. You're hot. I apologize for my lame-o application, but guess what? It's not exactly like everyone else's, right? Right?
22. Just to throw you off, that wasn't the last question, this is. Look on the internet or rack your memory for a total random fact that you think nobody will know but is still interesting/cool. A'ight. You saw on my fave words list the word 'fex'? Well, it's the singular for 'feces'. For a while back in middle school I called people I didn't like very much Dex the Fex. You see, I have the mind of a third-grade boy.
23. A picture? Hmm, okay. But I'm not very hot.
Yup, that's my urban booty in Physics boxers stolen from my friend's little brother. They actually say Physics on them and have little textbooks! How cool is that??
That was me a few months ago before I hacked off all my hair and joined the Hare Krishnas.
Jay kay. But that's my best friend's dress, so she doesn't kill me.