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BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:53 PM]: GOOD EVENING.
KenzieBaby02 [11:54 PM]: hello.... who's this?
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:54 PM]: I AM THE BROCCOLI STALKER. I AM HERE FOR A FRIENDLY, INFORMAL DISCUSSION ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF VEGETABLES.
KenzieBaby02 [11:54 PM]: wonderful.
KenzieBaby02 [11:54 PM]: i love vegetables
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:54 PM]: FANTASTIC!
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:54 PM]: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE? I AM PARTIAL TO BROCCOLI, MYSELF.
KenzieBaby02 [11:54 PM]: especially broccoli
KenzieBaby02 [11:55 PM]: i also like cauliflower
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:55 PM]: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED BROCCOLIFLOWER?
KenzieBaby02 [11:55 PM]: i have not. please inform me
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:56 PM]: I THINK YOU WOULD ENJOY IT. IT IS A GENETIC CROSS BETWEEN BROCCOLI AND CAULIFLOWER.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:56 PM]: IT CAN BE SOMEWHAT HARD TO FIND IN YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE THOUGH. ALAS, IT IS NOT THAT POPULAR.
KenzieBaby02 [11:57 PM]: how can i find this wonderful new veggie?
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:58 PM]: I KNOW IT WAS IN RALPH'S GROCERY STORES, AT LEAST A FEW YEARS AGO.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:58 PM]: UNFORTUNATELY AS I SAID, IT IS RATHER HARD TO FIND THESE DAYS. IT PEAKED IN POPULARITY A NUMBER OF YEARS AGO.
KenzieBaby02 [11:58 PM]: interesting...
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:59 PM]: SO, DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER FAVORITE VEGGIES?
KenzieBaby02 [12:00 AM]: carrots are good
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:00 AM]: A FINE CHOICE.
KenzieBaby02 [12:00 AM]: so let me ask you, broccoli stalker, why did you pick me of ALLL people, to talk to about veggies?
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:01 AM]: JUST RANDOMLY
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:01 AM]: YOU SHOULD BE THRILLED - YOU EAT MORE VEGETABLES THAN MOST PEOPLE DO.
KenzieBaby02 [12:01 AM]: yes indeed.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:01 AM]: I HOPE THOUGH YOU ARE CONSUMING 5-9 SERVINGS OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES DAILY?
KenzieBaby02 [12:01 AM]: most definitely
KenzieBaby02 [12:02 AM]: broccoli stalker, i'm afraid you might come stalk MY broccoli
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:02 AM]: EXCELLENT. IN FACT, IT IS HARD TO FIND A TOPIC OF CONVERSATION THEN AS YOU APPEAR TO ALREADY BE AN IDEAL PERSON.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:02 AM]: CONSIDERING THAT I AM IN FACT A BROCCOLI MYSELF, THAT IS NOT LIKELY.
KenzieBaby02 [12:02 AM]: okay good. because i would be frightened.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:03 AM]: YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR. US VEGETABLES ARE HERE TO SERVE YOU.
KenzieBaby02 [12:03 AM]: thank goodness
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:04 AM]: YES, JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE GENETICALLY MODIFIED VEGETABLES THOUGH. THEY'RE FREAKS.
KenzieBaby02 [12:06 AM]: of course i will.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:07 AM]: SO DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE MOTHER CORN SAID TO THE BABY CORN?
KenzieBaby02 [12:08 AM]: no idea
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:08 AM]: WASH YOUR EARS, SON.
KenzieBaby02 [12:08 AM]: oh what silly corn
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:09 AM]: I WILL SPARE YOU THE REST OF MY CORNY JOKES. HA HA.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:10 AM]: IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T LAUGH. I KNOW MY JOKES ARE A BIT ESOTERIC.
KenzieBaby02 [12:10 AM]: well you're a vegetable... i understand
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:11 AM]: THANK YOU. I GET RATHER EXCITED OVER THESE THINGS.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:11 AM]: SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE A FINE, HEALTHY, VEGETABLE-EATING PERSON, I THINK MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:11 AM]: KEEP EATING THOSE VEGETABLES, AND MAY THE FORCE OF THE GARDEN BE WITH YOU ALWAYS. GOOD NIGHT.
KenzieBaby02 [12:12 AM]: thank you
KenzieBaby02 [12:12 AM]: goodnight
KenzieBaby02 [11:54 PM]: hello.... who's this?
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:54 PM]: I AM THE BROCCOLI STALKER. I AM HERE FOR A FRIENDLY, INFORMAL DISCUSSION ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF VEGETABLES.
KenzieBaby02 [11:54 PM]: wonderful.
KenzieBaby02 [11:54 PM]: i love vegetables
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:54 PM]: FANTASTIC!
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:54 PM]: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE? I AM PARTIAL TO BROCCOLI, MYSELF.
KenzieBaby02 [11:54 PM]: especially broccoli
KenzieBaby02 [11:55 PM]: i also like cauliflower
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:55 PM]: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED BROCCOLIFLOWER?
KenzieBaby02 [11:55 PM]: i have not. please inform me
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:56 PM]: I THINK YOU WOULD ENJOY IT. IT IS A GENETIC CROSS BETWEEN BROCCOLI AND CAULIFLOWER.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:56 PM]: IT CAN BE SOMEWHAT HARD TO FIND IN YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE THOUGH. ALAS, IT IS NOT THAT POPULAR.
KenzieBaby02 [11:57 PM]: how can i find this wonderful new veggie?
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:58 PM]: I KNOW IT WAS IN RALPH'S GROCERY STORES, AT LEAST A FEW YEARS AGO.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:58 PM]: UNFORTUNATELY AS I SAID, IT IS RATHER HARD TO FIND THESE DAYS. IT PEAKED IN POPULARITY A NUMBER OF YEARS AGO.
KenzieBaby02 [11:58 PM]: interesting...
BR0CCOLI STALKER [11:59 PM]: SO, DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER FAVORITE VEGGIES?
KenzieBaby02 [12:00 AM]: carrots are good
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:00 AM]: A FINE CHOICE.
KenzieBaby02 [12:00 AM]: so let me ask you, broccoli stalker, why did you pick me of ALLL people, to talk to about veggies?
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:01 AM]: JUST RANDOMLY
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:01 AM]: YOU SHOULD BE THRILLED - YOU EAT MORE VEGETABLES THAN MOST PEOPLE DO.
KenzieBaby02 [12:01 AM]: yes indeed.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:01 AM]: I HOPE THOUGH YOU ARE CONSUMING 5-9 SERVINGS OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES DAILY?
KenzieBaby02 [12:01 AM]: most definitely
KenzieBaby02 [12:02 AM]: broccoli stalker, i'm afraid you might come stalk MY broccoli
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:02 AM]: EXCELLENT. IN FACT, IT IS HARD TO FIND A TOPIC OF CONVERSATION THEN AS YOU APPEAR TO ALREADY BE AN IDEAL PERSON.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:02 AM]: CONSIDERING THAT I AM IN FACT A BROCCOLI MYSELF, THAT IS NOT LIKELY.
KenzieBaby02 [12:02 AM]: okay good. because i would be frightened.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:03 AM]: YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR. US VEGETABLES ARE HERE TO SERVE YOU.
KenzieBaby02 [12:03 AM]: thank goodness
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:04 AM]: YES, JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE GENETICALLY MODIFIED VEGETABLES THOUGH. THEY'RE FREAKS.
KenzieBaby02 [12:06 AM]: of course i will.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:07 AM]: SO DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE MOTHER CORN SAID TO THE BABY CORN?
KenzieBaby02 [12:08 AM]: no idea
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:08 AM]: WASH YOUR EARS, SON.
KenzieBaby02 [12:08 AM]: oh what silly corn
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:09 AM]: I WILL SPARE YOU THE REST OF MY CORNY JOKES. HA HA.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:10 AM]: IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T LAUGH. I KNOW MY JOKES ARE A BIT ESOTERIC.
KenzieBaby02 [12:10 AM]: well you're a vegetable... i understand
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:11 AM]: THANK YOU. I GET RATHER EXCITED OVER THESE THINGS.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:11 AM]: SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE A FINE, HEALTHY, VEGETABLE-EATING PERSON, I THINK MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
BR0CCOLI STALKER [12:11 AM]: KEEP EATING THOSE VEGETABLES, AND MAY THE FORCE OF THE GARDEN BE WITH YOU ALWAYS. GOOD NIGHT.
KenzieBaby02 [12:12 AM]: thank you
KenzieBaby02 [12:12 AM]: goodnight