"Justin Thinks We Need a New Subject Line"
BASICS
Name: Ashley
Age: 18
Location: Jupiter
Gender: Female
Hair Color: Blond
Eye Color: The question that plagues everyone I know...blue or green?
Height: 5’3
FAVORITE..
Colors: I’m really getting into shades of blue and green right now.
Bands: Now here is the part where everyone decides they are a God of music. I listen to No Doubt, The Killers, Aimee Mann, les savy fav, Phantom Planet, and when I feel like making a complete moron out of myself Phantom of the Opera. I say I like what I like, and if you don’t…well I guess that makes me unique.
Movies: Closer, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Donne Darko, Jawbreaker, Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, Resident Evil, and Girl Interrupted.
Shows: I’m a TV prostitute honestly. Desperate Housewives, Lost, CSI Las Vegas, Gray’s Anatomy, and Tru Calling. I know it sounds like a ton of me sitting on my butt but really I tend to only catch two or three every week.
Food: Baking. I love to bake. This week I made brownies and chocolate chip cookies. Chinese food is always good.
Place that sells pizza: Camelli’s Pizza Two. It is this little junky place that has the cheapest and greatest pizza in town.
Stores: I’m not into specific stores. I have a clash of Ross, Goodwill, and random pieces.
UH... STUFF
Why do you think you're unique?: I’m not skinny, I don’t try to be funny, I don’t think my music is amazing, and I don’t try to prove anything. I like a little of everything. I wore a top hat to prom this year. I can touch my tongue to me nose. No really I can.
Why do you wanna be in this community? I was in it before under a different screen name, and I loved it. Then things got crazy and I wasn’t online nearly enough to keep up. I love the atmosphere and I love being honest.
If you were a cereal, what would you be and why? I would have to be Lucky Charms. I know you are thinking it’s not very unique. Lucky Charms has everything to offer. It is the cereal for ADD kids. Oh look a star! Oh my god a clover!!! Then when you run out of marshmallows you’re left with this sugary milk substance. Nothing can beat that. Nothing.
Attempt to define "EMO": Oh my. Let me go at it this way. This is emo at my school. Bare in mind that I live in a town called Jupiter. Kids that haven’t bathed in weeks because their tears are enough to wash away last night’s eyeliner. They sit outside at lunch looking like corpses lined against the walls. Most of them worship satan or at least their spiral notebook of angsty poetry. The real unique kids kick them when they walk by.
Day or Night? and Why? Night. Daylight makes everything easier to see and understand. Its easier to hide at night. Where I live there is this great breeze and you can smell the ocean. Not to mention during the day its usually in the 90s so I like the night.
Are you obsessed with Michael Jackson bashing?: No. I say…if you weren’t dumb enough to keep your kid away the first time he/she was molested…you should be removed from the gene pool.
Do you play any instruments? Sadly no. I played clarinet in middle school. If I was going to play something I’d play bass. Guitar is so cliché, and there are too many drummers.
Have you ever heard the song "Springtime for Hitler"?: Alas no. See at school I’m know as Hitler. This is because I’m blond, blue eyes, and my last name is German. My jewish friends thought it was really funny. So now anytime anything German/Hitler related is mentioned…I get to hear about it. So I avoid such things.
Show us a picture of something random from a google search:
Tell me that isn’t random.
Make us laugh:
My friend Ricky after our final night of The Crucible. If not funny…slightly disturbing?
OPTIONAL
Pictures:
I don't smile. It looks to fake.