i want a boy who takes the blame
puttin' ron jeremy to shame..

straight boys, where you at?

I'M AS FAKE AS A WEDDING CAKE
AND I'M VAGUE AND I KNOW THAT I'M HOMOPOLITAN
PITIFULLY PREDICTABLE
CORRECTLY POLITICAL

'The Wedge' is such a headache. I wish they'd put better funny shows on TV.

so i was RIGHT. ashley and john have been removed from the house for "breaking the rules" *cough* sexually abusing camilla *cough*.
i told some people last night and they're like "narr".

*hugs big brother real-time alerts*

i hate big brother. although i watch it every night and have updates on my computer everytime something happens ( Read more... )

On the Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping!
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

James Boswell visited David Hume on his death bed. Boswell, a christian who knew that when people are dying they are often more susceptable to belief in God, asked Hume 'Can't you now admit at least the possibility that there is an afterlife waiting for you?' Hume replied by picking up a piece of coal and saying, 'Of course it is possible. It is ( Read more... )

you can buy your hair if it won't grow
you can fix your nose if he says so
you can buy all the makeup that man can make
but if you can't look inside you, find out who am i to
be in the position to make me feel so damn unpretty

i'll make you feel unpretty, too