Good for a laugh ;)

Feb 03, 2008 20:20

Four o’ clock in the morning and Bam was awake.

Why, you ask? Why, he just wanted…chocolate cake.

And chocolate cake was not something he could make.

Matter of fact, no one could make it but Rake.

He rose from his bed and went to the kitchen.

While his inner chocoholic continued to be bitchin’

But as he opened the fridge, there seemed to be a glitch in

His plan and there was no one to whom he could go a snitchin’

Dejected and sad, he turned and started to pout

There was no chocolate cake in the fridge to speak about

However, he found himself able to do without

When from the dark hallway, his naked lover came to help out

Bam forgot all about his chocolate-y need

When his lover came at him with startling speed

“Have me instead?” He asked, and Bam smiled. “Indeed.”

And dropped to his knees to swallow hot seed.

Ville’s hands in his hair were gentle yet vicious

Though his intentions were nowhere near evil or malicious

Draining Ville of his very essence, Bam seemed almost avaricious

Especially when he licked his lips and murmured, “Mm, delicious.”

Both satisfied, there they lay silent on the floor

Wrapped in each other and paying little attention to more

When Ville asked if he had done what he’d come to Bam for

Bam replied with a smirk, “Not craving cake anymore.”

And so the moral you find, after reading this tale

Is that even over chocolate cake, the taste of Valo will prevail.

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Channeling my inner Seuss, I guess. It was fun, though, and I hope it's as enjoyable for you to read as it was for me to write! Leave me some love, darlings? :)
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