the night david almost died

[__we_walk_alone]

Last night was some what of a Tucker Max night, and needs that type of an entry. Althought I dont remember all of last night I have been filled in on the details. So here I go with my attempt at writing like Tucker

Comments

[soft_serve]

amazing

[bestivegot]

you clearly made all that up as an excuse for pissing your pants.

[funlikefalling]

To better emulate Tucker Max's writing, use spell check. Funny story though.

[__we_walk_alone]

spell check requires a lot of effort, i spent an hour writing this and actually intended on use spell check, but i forgot.

[emogirlliss]

you're gay