im next to my girlfriend right now.
CUDDLING IS IMMANENT!

im living in a universe factory.

"if i were younger and if i wasnt married youd totally be the type of guy id go for.."

"if i were the same age as i was right now, and i were holding the door for you id tell you to get the fuck inside because im freezing my ass off, and also.. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

my hair looks TOTALLY adorable.
totally looks weird spelt in all caps.
ho hum.

i was on a site that asked people to describe their sex life in 5 words or less.
the best answer i'd seen: "banana filled"

for some reason, the thought of someone putting a banana in their nooners is funny to me.
then again im tired, and everything is funny to me.

i was on a site that asked people to describe their sex life in 5 words or less.
the best answer i'd seen: "banana filled"

for some reason, the thought of someone putting a banana in their nooners is funny to me.

"i just had the worst feeling come over me ( Read more... )

i should be more honest with people.
im not as honest with people as i should be, or want to be.
i dont know why.
not that i care figure it out.

i just think its the social norm.
its not exactly like im lying to everyone.
im just never saying what im really thinking.

lets see how it turns out.

i never sleep.

how could i have ever been such a big part of someones world?

i am
awake
and i
have
no idea
why.