X___O yeah mhmmm.

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So who has a friend of the male sex?
Who has a desperate friend of the male sex?
Who has a desperate friend of the male sex who likes to help people?
Who has a desperate friend of the male sex who would like to help me figure out if I'm a lesbian?
Who has a desperate friend of the male sex who would like to help me figure out if I'm a lesbian by going out on a date with me?
Who has a desperate friend of the male sex who would like to help me figure out if I'm a lesbian by going out on a date with me on short notice?
Who has a desperate friend of the male sex who would like to help me figure out if I'm a lesbian by going out on a date with me tomorrow night?

Christina happens to be going out of her mind at the moment.
Please don't mind her.
Except for not.
And do.
Because of the fact that she is going out of her fucking mind.
Except for not.
Yeah, mmhmmmm.

And don't forget she hearts replies.