Am I yummy?
Am I yummy? ♥
BASICS
Name:Tammy
Age&Birthday:22,8/1/83
Status (pictures are nice):Married
Location:Elkton,MD
LIKES/DISLIKES
5 Likes
1.my children
2.music
3.God
4.my friends
5.ice cream
5 DISlikes
1.hypocritical people
2.rude people
3.brussel sprouts
4.abusive people
5.anyone who can hurt a child and not regret it later
RANDOM
Tell us something interesting about you:I'm a mommy of 2 wonderful babies and I hope to become a published writer
Do YOU think you're yummy?I'm not afraid to be myself.
How so?I stand tall for my beliefs despite any possible consequences and I think I'm intelligent.
What would you add to the community?Fun,I'd be quite active,and I'm a good friend!
Say something funny, or share with us your most embarassing story:Respect Women
Written by a very wise man...
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day. Statistically, half of these are driven by a female, that's 18,000.
In any given group of females 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females Have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association 7% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Flip one off?....... I think not.
Where did you promote __yummy?I need to put the image in my photobucket account but I'll be promoting in community_promo,in my lj,on my user info,and in a few of my friend's lj's.
PICTURE
Post atleast 3 pictures of yourself (please also include one 200x200 pic for the members page if you're accepted!)
