"Vinta" brand crackers are really good. I was introduced to them a few years ago, and was on a crazy kick with them for awhile. I've lost touch with those crackers though, and so I believe this was a stroke of fate...you've reunited me with those crackers...thank-you Dylan!
Hey. Don't worry about that annoying little wiener kid's feelings. He had it coming, and if he hadn't, it would never have happened to him. So there was really nothing you could do. It was like a snowball effect, or natural selection, or something large like that at work there.
My friends and I pissed in a kids rubber boot once. However, it was a boot that was in the boot room for a few days, left untouched, so it had it coming.
We (me, Janessa, Erin Hicks, Lindsay Flaig) did it in the bathroom stall at River Heights. Janessa missed and did indeed make a mess (the rest of us had good aim). I have no idea what inspired us to do this. I remember Erin and LIndsay going through a 'peeing-in-public' stage. Some girls smoke pot, some girls have pre-teen sex, some girls beat up other girls, I guess they peed in public (or in children's boots). We dumped it out after the vice principle held an assembly about a kids jacket that had been stolen and burned in the park across the street. While she was throwing burnt pieces of jacket at all of us we panicked and decided that urinating in another kid's boot was probably not such a good idea.
you know the salt they put on sidewalks to keep people from slipping on them when they're icy? i put some of that in this kid's sandwich. his name was/is ian davis. not many kids liked ian. the vice-principal told me i was going to jail for attempted murder. i believed him. i guess i got what i deserved.
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PS. sorry about your mitts...tough break, man.
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