Comments | _agentcooper: new bike

_agentcooper

new bike

Jun 09, 2005 21:26

last night i bought a bike. it's red and it has ten speeeeeds and it only cost me fifty bucks. no taxes. when i ride it fast it's exciting. i ride beside the cars. it's not as scary as i thought it would be. the brakes squeal so today i bought some new brake shoes at the canadian tire. they didn't have any u-locks though. just cables ( Read more... )

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sausagess June 10 2005, 00:30:31 UTC

Oh god. So, I wasted 2 minutes of my time reading your mindless drivel expecting something, well, fun and Dylanish to pop out at the end. And all I got was this lousy t-shirt. I mean a chastising. Thanks Dylan. Real nice. You sure know how to keep friends.

_agentcooper June 10 2005, 02:31:06 UTC

ever lick your arms? what's it taste like?

satans_mom June 10 2005, 11:38:50 UTC

a elementry school friend was/is a hardcore swimmer. She swam evry morning and was so infused with chlorine that even after a week of non-swimming, if she licked her arm, you could smeel the chlorine.
my arm tastes like hair

_agentcooper June 10 2005, 14:06:30 UTC

lucky girl.

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tonylicious June 11 2005, 06:19:05 UTC

Quick release wheels are really overrated. Their only prupose is to help you change a flat real fast during a race. Now they put them on all the bikes because guys with small peepees like them. It just makes it easier to have your wheel stolen if you ask me, which you did.

Ooo, ooo. As side note, a good way to get grease off your hands is to rub them with green grass. Green grass will clean a damned soul if you let it.

tonylicious June 11 2005, 06:20:59 UTC

Of course, that's assuming you can find grass in Montreal that doesn't have dog shit all over it.

a new paradigm, everytime. _agentcooper June 11 2005, 11:02:37 UTC

you and your native canadian ways. grass on your hands?
get serious. uncut turpentine is the only way to clean anything
off of anything. god tony, think about it.

the four pillars of grease removal seagullheadguy March 3 2008, 20:47:58 UTC

hahahaha
that only works for KFC

barthinator June 11 2005, 09:43:26 UTC

My bike is red too, and it has 1/2 as many speeds and 1/2 as many brakes working. Luckily it's the front one that works, or it would take longer for me to stop than a speeding locomotive.

As for my skin, well, it tastes a little like poo. And my hands really taste like poo. My tongue doesn't get tingly though. Probably because I'm not a 9V battery.

_agentcooper June 11 2005, 11:07:25 UTC

yeah, front brakes are wear it's at. for years i was scared of flying over the
handle bars if i used them. you see that happen to someone once, and it's
a hard thing to get out of your mind.
so don't use that front brake while poppin' wheelies. if you come down on
a static wheel you will land on your face. i seen it happen.