Grrr....

[_alanna]

On a nice laminated sign on an umbrella stand in the entrance hall to my work:

Umbrella's

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[_alanna]

Oh, but I've just rememebered the best one of these that Al and I have seen so far...

Again, a nice laminated sign on the wall by the entrance to Brent Cross shopping centre:

"We have are undertaking some construction work. Please bare with us."

[al_fruitbat]

So your duty is to compose and apply a post-it note something along the lines of "Who is Umbrella, and why is (s)he leaving things in the hall?"

[_alanna]

Arrrggg, it's an epidemic!

On the fire escape door by my desk:

"Please do not use this door to nip in and out for cigarette breaks. It is alarmed and disturbs those sitting nearby.

Please consider other's.

Thank you"

[bateleur]

That's an abbreviation for "Please consider other options".

Really.

And "Umbrella's" is... erm... "Umbrella hooks".

Yes. That's right.

[ar_gemlad]

Poor alarmed door. It just needs some TLC!