hmmm

[_alex_the_great]

I was stopped in the turning lane.
The van in front of me suddenly goes in reverse.
Two seconds later my hood is crunched.
I have no license.
I have no insurance.
Purely his fault.
Let's see what happens!

Comments

praises to the good lord above us!

[_crunk_mermaid_]

OMG Alex! I'm so glad you're okay! I luv u! That reminds me of the first accident we got in remember? only that one was a little more um...riskea...you were driving us home from the dixie chiks koncert and watching you get your boogie on to that kountry musik had me so hott! i slid my hand up your pants and undid your zipper. i whipped it out and it stukk me in the eye! the next thing i know theres a skreech and a kwik stop resulting in the sound of krunched metal. i look up from...um you know...what i was doing... and all i see is that police officer getting out from his parked kar that we just hit. thank god your good looks got us out of that one! maybe your happening bod will work its magik again! *wink*

Re: praises to the good lord above us!

[_alex_the_great]

Ha wow hoooooooly christ

[vinylxundergrnd]

Wow, he's a fucking genius.

[_seybert_]

omg alex that sucks!

[_alex_the_great]

Pfft it's your turn playa