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[_alienated_]

What in gay hell...?

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[orlandomuse]

Yes?

[_alienated_]

I have no idea.

What's new with you?

[orlandomuse]

Hmm, let's see. I think Cordy's a lesbian. Except she still really enjoys straight sex.

But then I really enjoy sex with her, and I'm still pretty much gay, so I have no idea what that means.

Life's pretty fucked up. When I saw the phrase "gay hell", I figured I belonged in this thread.

[_alienated_]

Cordy's a lesbian?

And she wouldn't even Jell-O wrestle without a whole lot of pushing.

It's always the quiet ones... except she's not really all that quiet.

*laughs* I really find it hard to argue with your logic, so welcome to my gay hell thread.

[ohhh_will]

Gay hell? Is that like... being forced to eat pussy all the time or something?

[_alienated_]

...

*thinks*

It would almost have to be, wouldn't it?

[ohhh_will]

For me, yes, although in all fairness I have no idea what it's like.

[_alienated_]

No gay hell for you!

[totallynormal]

I told you not to look in there, you know.

[_alienated_]

Ah, well, you know. Curiosity and all that.

[jon_r_meyers]

What?

[_alienated_]

A sphincter says what?

[jon_r_meyers]

...

what?

[_alienated_]

Dude.

*falls over laughing*

That trick never actually works.

[shaman_x]

I am intrigued.

[_alienated_]

And thus my mission is fulfilled, in accordance with the prophecy.

[shaman_x]

Fulfilled? But what will you do now then?

[_alienated_]

...

Rewrite the prophecies?