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Wow, I was looking at my lj and it looks like shit. But I don't want to fix it, I'm lazy.
As of right now, March 3,2005, 9:36 pm, I haven't taken a shower in 2 days. I probably smell.
Also, I'm wearing granny panties! (he he he)
Plus, me and Grant are friends? Hell yes.
The " are Grant talking.
xXxg12izzyxXx returned at 8:05:19 PM.
LAURRAsaurus: boo
LAURRAsaurus: ahhhhhh
LAURRAsaurus: "please don't scare me again laura!"
LAURRAsaurus: "you almost made me piss my panties!"
LAURRAsaurus: haha, OOPSIE!
LAURRAsaurus: "NO MA'AM! it's not funny!"
LAURRAsaurus: oh.
LAURRAsaurus: "he he he. just kidding"
LAURRAsaurus: you're a stinker, grant.
LAURRAsaurus: "i know, i just got off the stool"
LAURRAsaurus: lmao
LAURRAsaurus: "yes sir"
LAURRAsaurus: "i mean ma'am"
LAURRAsaurus: you know what
LAURRAsaurus: "what"
LAURRAsaurus: i'm talking to myself
LAURRAsaurus: "i know, because i'm really not here"
LAURRAsaurus: yeah, it's sad. i never should have gone to starbucks.
LAURRAsaurus: "drink drink drink!"
LAURRAsaurus: i'm going, i'm going!
LAURRAsaurus: "chug chug chug!
LAURRAsaurus: "
LAURRAsaurus: IM DONE!
LAURRAsaurus: "good."
LAURRAsaurus: "now go do a backflip"
LAURRAsaurus: i will, and i'll break my back too!
LAURRAsaurus: "good!"
LAURRAsaurus: "because i'm stupid"
LAURRAsaurus: "and i have long hair and i'm half nigger"
LAURRAsaurus: "and i smell like 'peperoni on an asscrack' covered in abercrombie fierce"
LAURRAsaurus: "and i like to feed my dog goldfish"
LAURRAsaurus: "and i'm still attracted to laura for no apparent reason"
LAURRAsaurus: WEE!
LAURRAsaurus: YOU'RE COOL!
LAURRAsaurus: Grant, i have an important question to ask you
LAURRAsaurus: "what is it my dear?"
LAURRAsaurus: "will you be my best friend?"
LAURRAsaurus: oops, LAURRAsaurus (8:17:39 PM): "will you be my best friend?"
LAURRAsaurus: will you be my best friend?
LAURRAsaurus: because i'd rather us be reallly good friends then keep on fighting because we don't seem to get along on certain "boyfriend/girlfriend" matters
LAURRAsaurus: "agjgklhjasljfdlkaghfgjkhaglkhjasgdlgkjhdsg"
LAURRAsaurus: "my name is grant"
LAURRAsaurus: "i like pants"
LAURRAsaurus: "and ponies"
LAURRAsaurus: "and to NOT TALK TO LAURA!!!!!"
LAURRAsaurus: "because she's ugly and she smells like horse manuer"
LAURRAsaurus: "and i like to eat eat eat apples and bananas"
LAURRAsaurus: yeah yeah yeah
LAURRAsaurus: wanna hear my new word?
LAURRAsaurus: "sure tinkerbell"
LAURRAsaurus: xarnt
LAURRAsaurus: "what in sam hell?"
LAURRAsaurus: it means cool
xXxg12izzyxXx: wat
LAURRAsaurus: "cool. i mean xarnt"
xXxg12izzyxXx: do you do this everytime i leave and forget an away message
LAURRAsaurus: yes sirrr
LAURRAsaurus: did you read it all?
xXxg12izzyxXx: no
LAURRAsaurus: READ IT ALL!
xXxg12izzyxXx: its like 400000000 words long
LAURRAsaurus: READ IT NOW, GEORGIA!
xXxg12izzyxXx: im not george
LAURRAsaurus: I KNOW!
LAURRAsaurus: READ IT NOW, UTAH!
xXxg12izzyxXx: im soo lost
xXxg12izzyxXx: it makes no sense
LAURRAsaurus: "fdga" <---is you regular typing is me
xXxg12izzyxXx: LAURRAsaurus: "my name is grant"
LAURRAsaurus: "i like pants"
LAURRAsaurus: "and ponies"
LAURRAsaurus: lmao
xXxg12izzyxXx: im not reading anymore
xXxg12izzyxXx: this is soo sad
He knows I'm cool.