I AM NOT ANOREXIC.

>:|

See? Watch me eat this... food item... thing.... shit.

*notes the attractive new arrival*

*puts on her special strappy seducing shoes*

*struts in that general direction*

...*wonders why she suddenly wants to kill something*

I'd forgotten how much fun the occasional bout of bloodlust could be. :D :D :D

[EDIT: TURCO!!! CURVO!!!! GET IN HERE. WE'RE GOING SILMARIL-HUNTING!!! But don't tell Ada, it's a surprise. :D :D :D

CANO!!!

You look stressed. Come have a drink with your favorite brother and sister. :D :D :D

*comes home from wherever she's been*

Well.

Aren't you two just raging balls of lust and madness?

...Glad things are back to normal. :D

*for her own safety, gets as far away from her mother as possible*

*procures chocolate*

*takes it to her brother sister Maedhros*

Okay.

Big Brother Number One is a girl.

Big Brother Number Two has a creepy, drunken wife. And a gay man lover.

Namo is a spackhead. I need whiskey.

*gathers clothes for Maedhros and goes to deliver them*

Ahem.

( I am so hot. )

*is feeling rather smug*

*and pretty damn relaxed*

*has extra cash thanks to the BEST. BROTHER. EVER.* *also has Feanor's credit card*

*goes shopping!* :D :D

[Edit: Return of the Best Sex Ever, Rated R

*wanders around town*

[EDIT: Rated R for the BEST. SEX. EVER. :D