I know I'm annoyed by long IM conversations on my friends page, but this is my turn to get back at you all. xP
Actually, I'll cut it.
doesnt type well (9:26:34 PM): once upon the house
doesnt type well (9:26:50 PM): there lived these people in a shoe
it destroyz me (9:26:54 PM): lol
it destroyz me (9:26:58 PM): okay nice story /end.
doesnt type well (9:27:04 PM): snow white and 7 little dwarfs
doesnt type well (9:27:11 PM): one day the big bad wolf came
doesnt type well (9:27:14 PM): and said
doesnt type well (9:27:19 PM): snow white snow white let me in
doesnt type well (9:27:21 PM): and she replied
doesnt type well (9:27:28 PM): not by the hair of my chiny chin chin
doesnt type well (9:27:32 PM): then he said
doesnt type well (9:27:41 PM): ill huff and ill puff and illl blow your shoe down
doesnt type well (9:27:58 PM): just as he was doing that a hunter came along and cut his insides out
doesnt type well (9:28:34 PM): he used the insides to climb up to the caste and resuce the beautlful maden
it destroyz me (9:28:58 PM): eee, i like this story.
doesnt type well (9:31:01 PM): well
doesnt type well (9:31:21 PM): as he was leaving he saw the seven little dwarfs they were signing their song
doesnt type well (9:31:28 PM): hi hoe hi hoe its off to work we gooo
doesnt type well (9:31:40 PM): they were off to the bakers
doesnt type well (9:31:45 PM): the baker lived in a pumpkin
doesnt type well (9:31:55 PM): she has been placed there by her fucked up husband
doesnt type well (9:32:06 PM): see he couldnt eat meat and his cat couldnt eat lean
doesnt type well (9:32:18 PM): so he put his wife in a puimpkins shell and sent that bitch straight to hell
doesnt type well (9:32:20 PM): or so he thought
doesnt type well (9:32:30 PM): see the man in hell left
doesnt type well (9:32:37 PM): cause it got too hot for him or something
doesnt type well (9:32:40 PM): not sure how that happened
doesnt type well (9:34:53 PM): so they all went to cinderallas ball
it destroyz me (9:34:56 PM): keep going i have to have something to put on livejournal.
doesnt type well (9:34:59 PM): her 3 sistes who were bears
doesnt type well (9:35:20 PM): all loved porage and had revcently baked this little girlt hey found in their bed
doesnt type well (9:35:29 PM): so they were gonna feed her to all the people
doesnt type well (9:35:45 PM): the house was made of gingerbread
doesnt type well (9:36:06 PM): which relaly bothered one little alligator who showed up, he complaied that the house was talking to him
doesnt type well (9:36:23 PM): well as the night went on
doesnt type well (9:36:37 PM): prince charming and toto arrived
it destroyz me (9:36:37 PM): pause. my connections going to die.
doesnt type well (9:36:43 PM): they were the talk of the town
it destroyz me (9:37:51 PM): okay
it destroyz me (9:37:52 PM): continue.
it destroyz me (9:38:40 PM): now!
doesnt type well (9:39:27 PM): well
doesnt type well (9:39:33 PM): where was i
doesnt type well (9:39:37 PM): oh yes i do remember
doesnt type well (9:39:50 PM): at the stroke of midnight on the 24th
doesnt type well (9:40:01 PM): santa claus came down the chimney
doesnt type well (9:40:25 PM): he was ripe for the ocassion and fed all the people from a magical hen who laid golden eggs
doesnt type well (9:40:42 PM): the hen had been found by the abnomilble snow giant
doesnt type well (9:40:50 PM): he lived up north with santa on a beanstalk
it destroyz me (9:40:59 PM): haha
doesnt type well (9:41:08 PM): the magical golden egg brought peace thoug the land
doesnt type well (9:41:17 PM): and everyone was happy
doesnt type well (9:41:44 PM): snow white and prince charming went up staris
doesnt type well (9:41:51 PM): there she tied him up and blind folded him
doesnt type well (9:41:58 PM): she began giving him oral sex
doesnt type well (9:42:48 PM): meanwhile down stairs the 7 dwarfs got to work in building a new house for the 3 blind mice
doesnt type well (9:42:57 PM): i rerally dont know how to end this
doesnt type well (9:43:07 PM): and ive crossed up so many fairy tales that even im confused now
it destroyz me (9:43:19 PM): a tsunumi came and they all died.
it destroyz me (9:43:20 PM): the end.
doesnt type well (9:43:30 PM): nah
doesnt type well (9:43:38 PM): there was no tsunamis in fairy tales
doesnt type well (9:43:44 PM): its have to be that killer porage bowl
doesnt type well (9:43:55 PM): that made all that oatmeal
:x, hey, at least I laughed. :)